BFTD Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: A main character in it can autofellate, and does so, uncensored, to a messy conclusion. That used to be Ron Jeremy's party piece. There a film where somebody opens a toilet door and finds him performing such while on the lavvy. I don't remember the film, or anything else about it but, by Christ, is that image seared into my poor brain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: That used to be Ron Jeremy's party piece. There a film where somebody opens a toilet door and finds him performing such while on the lavvy. I don't remember the film, or anything else about it but, by Christ, is that image seared into my poor brain. A bit off topic but isn’t he now facing ruin over a string of sex assault allegations? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 A bit off topic but isn’t he now facing ruin over a string of sex assault allegations?Would anyone in the world be surprised by this if it was true? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: A bit off topic but isn’t he now facing ruin over a string of sex assault allegations? Hadn't heard about this latest stuff, but I remember years ago reading that he's been around the porn industry for so long that he just assumes that everyone is OK with being treated like an instrument for sex. Very handsy and doesn't really understand when somebody doesn't want to f**k him. Sounds like he could do with being kept away from the general populace. He's also another of the crowd that got into porn to pay the bills while working on a different career, then found that all other options were closed as a result. Awful lot of porn stars of his vintage have that story to tell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: A main character in it can autofellate, and does so, uncensored, to a messy conclusion. Is his name Tom English, perchance ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 Is his name Tom English, perchance ?Thought he was getting ann budge to do that for him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 A main character in it can autofellate, and does so, uncensored, to a messy conclusion. Pretty glad I haven't seen it then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Not fucking listening. Specifically, getting her pal to help her with an application bu y logging in to her account and tweaking it a bit. My only input..... MAKE SURE you are not logged in at the same time as her. It wont work and her changes wont save. Couple of hours later.... Can anyone guess what's happened 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Not fucking listening. Specifically, getting her pal to help her with an application bu y logging in to her account and tweaking it a bit. My only input..... MAKE SURE you are not logged in at the same time as her. It wont work and her changes wont save. Couple of hours later.... Can anyone guess what's happened You are getting a row for saying "I told you so" ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Yesterday she asked if I wanted to go out somewhere for lunch. It went something along the lines of...Her - do you fancy going out for lunchMe - yes we could do, where are you thinking?Her - I’m not bothered, I’ll go anywhereMe - what about Hanoi bike shop? Her - no, I don’t want to go there, somewhere else.Me - what about coia’s?Her - no, I don’t really fancy there either Me - is there anywhere in particular you’d like to go?Her - not really, just anywhere apart from those 2Now this went back and forward with me suggesting another 3 or 4 places, each time it was a case of “not there”. Eventually after about the 6th suggestion, we got to the following;Her - Yes, that’s where I kind of wanted to go all alongMe - why couldn’t you have just said that in the first place?Her - I wanted you to suggest it.... I give up. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: I give up. Please don't...we all love your tales of you and The Mrs. My thesis is that P&B posters, especially on this thread, get the partners they deserve... Edited September 3, 2020 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Yesterday she asked if I wanted to go out somewhere for lunch. It went something along the lines of...Her - do you fancy going out for lunchMe - yes we could do, where are you thinking?Her - I’m not bothered, I’ll go anywhereMe - what about Hanoi bike shop? Her - no, I don’t want to go there, somewhere else.Me - what about coia’s?Her - no, I don’t really fancy there either Me - is there anywhere in particular you’d like to go?Her - not really, just anywhere apart from those 2Now this went back and forward with me suggesting another 3 or 4 places, each time it was a case of “not there”. Eventually after about the 6th suggestion, we got to the following;Her - Yes, that’s where I kind of wanted to go all alongMe - why couldn’t you have just said that in the first place?Her - I wanted you to suggest it.... I give up. Where was it? Please don't...we all love your tales of you and The Mrs. My thesis is that P&B posters, especially on this thread, get the partners they deserve...Shut up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Busta Nut Posted September 3, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2020 6 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Please don't...we all love your tales of you and The Mrs. My thesis is that P&B posters, especially on this thread, get the partners they deserve... that why you w**k dugs? 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Yesterday she asked if I wanted to go out somewhere for lunch. It went something along the lines of... Her - do you fancy going out for lunchMe - yes we could do, where are you thinking?Her - I’m not bothered, I’ll go anywhereMe - what about Hanoi bike shop? Her - no, I don’t want to go there, somewhere else.Me - what about coia’s?Her - no, I don’t really fancy there either Me - is there anywhere in particular you’d like to go?Her - not really, just anywhere apart from those 2 Now this went back and forward with me suggesting another 3 or 4 places, each time it was a case of “not there”. Eventually after about the 6th suggestion, we got to the following; Her - Yes, that’s where I kind of wanted to go all alongMe - why couldn’t you have just said that in the first place?Her - I wanted you to suggest it.... I give up. This can be assisted by: You: “you’ll never guess where we are going for lunch?” Her: [inserts name of the place] You: “how did you know??” Her: “oh my god no way??” I charge an hourly rate of £99 for this kind of advice btw and the clock is now ticking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Please don't...we all love your tales of you and The Mrs. My thesis is that P&B posters, especially on this thread, get the partners they deserve...Mrs. The_Kincardine.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Mrs. The_Kincardine....^^^^ A dildo in her dead arse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Busta Nut said: that why you w**k dugs? Greenied for being the first post I read when I opened this thread #nocontext 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Having just moved house and dumped the old sofa as a new one is on its way, the living room became the place to put everything that needs putting away until she decided where it was to go (can't ask as the response is "think for yourself" which becomes "that's not supposed to be in there" when I put stuff away....).New sofa arrives Saturday so it is now extremely urgent we sort the living room....... So she is to be found sorting the cupboard under the kitchen sink...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 56 minutes ago, mac.i said: Having just moved house and dumped the old sofa as a new one is on its way, the living room became the place to put everything that needs putting away until she decided where it was to go (can't ask as the response is "think for yourself" which becomes "that's not supposed to be in there" when I put stuff away....). New sofa arrives Saturday so it is now extremely urgent we sort the living room....... So she is to be found sorting the cupboard under the kitchen sink...... Mrs. FP is notorious for this sort of nonsense....a few weeks back we were having a visit from one of her friends and she automatically went in to "WE HAVE TO CLEAN " MODE.....which involved me cleaning bathroom, kitchen, dusting & hoovering. Meanwhile, Her fucking Majesty wandered over to the bookcases and spent an hour rejigging books as they were "visually untidy". There must be a name for this behaviour.....(awaits with bated breath for the P&B sarky squad...) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 11 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Mrs. FP is notorious for this sort of nonsense....a few weeks back we were having a visit from one of her friends and she automatically went in to "WE HAVE TO CLEAN " MODE.....which involved me cleaning bathroom, kitchen, dusting & hoovering. Meanwhile, Her fucking Majesty wandered over to the bookcases and spent an hour rejigging books as they were "visually untidy". There must be a name for this behaviour.....(awaits with bated breath for the P&B sarky squad...) Soft touch 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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