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On 10/06/2020 at 09:21, Mr Tourette said:

Mine keeps leaving jars with the lids not screwed back on properly. I used to smash a few, picking them up by the lid and the jar would fall off. I now find myself subconsciously putting the lids on properly before picking them up

My wife does the exact same thing, it is with every single item that has screw lid the amount of time I've spilled softener all over the kitchen due to this is ridiculous but she still wonders why it annoys me. On a similar note she can't close drawers/cupboard doors after being in them either.

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Cleaning electrical appliances like my Xbox with a wet cloth...while they're switched on. 
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Oh no, it happens to break when the series X is released. Might as well buy the newer one...
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3 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said:

Does anyone else here have a bird that believes in astrology? 

I've only been seeing her for about a month but she just sent me this to show why we are perfect together and it's weirded me out 

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Bin, immediately. 

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20 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said:

Does anyone else here have a bird that believes in astrology? 

I've only been seeing her for about a month but she just sent me this to show why we are perfect together and it's weirded me out 

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Get out now, before it's too late.

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Goes mental at the first person to pish / shite / shower after she has cleaned the bathroom (unless it's herself of course). The bathroom must remain unused for eternity after cleaning apparently. And before anyone asks yes I have ckeaned it myself umpteen times but just don't get the anger at it being used afterwards.

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15 hours ago, Turkmenbashi said:

Does anyone else here have a bird that believes in astrology? 

I've only been seeing her for about a month but she just sent me this to show why we are perfect together and it's weirded me out 

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Utter shite. I’m a cancer and the wife is Capricorn . Worse than the towering inferno.

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Wakes me up an hour into a sleep after a night shift to ask if she can take my car to visit her mum as her tyre pressure light is on. I say no problem but just to watch as had some suspension parts replaced since she last drove it so the steering will feel slightly different than she was used to.

" oh no, I don't like the sound of that. I mean why would it be different, what are u telling me that for, forget it i'll just have to go round and check all my tyres"

She's away in a huff at having to check her own tyres and I'm now unable to get back to sleep!

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12 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said:

Wakes me up an hour into a sleep after a night shift to ask if she can take my car to visit her mum as her tyre pressure light is on. I say no problem but just to watch as had some suspension parts replaced since she last drove it so the steering will feel slightly different than she was used to.

" oh no, I don't like the sound of that. I mean why would it be different, what are u telling me that for, forget it i'll just have to go round and check all my tyres"

She's away in a huff at having to check her own tyres and I'm now unable to get back to sleep!
 

Have you recently shacked up with the ex-Mrs. LondonHMFC ?

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