ICTChris Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 This isn’t my partner but I did enjoy this story about a Glasgow councillor leaving his family for a colleague.https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18355859.wife-snp-councillor-heartbroken-leaves-party-colleague/?ref=twtrecShe went into his official Facebook page and changed the profile pic to As well as outing him as something of a beast - “We've been together since I was 13, he was 20” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 It’s a modern equivalent of 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 15 minutes ago, ICTChris said: This isn’t my partner but I did enjoy this story about a Glasgow councillor leaving his family for a colleague. https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18355859.wife-snp-councillor-heartbroken-leaves-party-colleague/?ref=twtrec She went into his official Facebook page and changed the profile pic to As well as outing him as something of a beast - “We've been together since I was 13, he was 20” "and he left Stanley behind too." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Not Stanley as well. How could he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 We are both working from home and she knows that headset = on a work call... doesn’t stop her coming into the room hollering what she wants or the internet isn’t fast enough. She gets the ‘f**k off’ look and then starts having a go for looking at her like that.Added to this she thinks her work is much more important than mine, so if internet is a bit slow I should log off. Never mind she has Netflix on the tv and the wee one is streaming YouTube on her ipad.. it’s my laptop causing the issues.If we really are here for 12 weeks... all 3 of us aren’t coming out this house alive! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I can see this developing like something out The Shining! There's going to be a whole raft of films set in this lockdown period once we're through this whether it's scientist dramatically racing to find a cure or people going nuts as they're trapped in with their family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: This isn’t my partner but I did enjoy this story about a Glasgow councillor leaving his family for a colleague. https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18355859.wife-snp-councillor-heartbroken-leaves-party-colleague/?ref=twtrec She went into his official Facebook page and changed the profile pic to As well as outing him as something of a beast - “We've been together since I was 13, he was 20” I clicked on the Herald article and saw the picture of him with his wife. I then assumed the new partner was going to be a younger, more glamourous upgrade on his wife but, having looked her up ..... I would just diplomatically say he has a different taste in women from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 We gutted the livingroom between us today, which included lifting all the cushions off the sofa and hoovering underneath them. She's just noticed I've put 2 of them back in the wrong corners (they are identical), and world war 3 has fucking started. She's told me "I don't fucking listen" and she's slammed the door shut and stomped upstairs. Saying that, it's Left me in peace to watch the big TV, so e every cloud... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 It'll be all over facebook by now... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 21 minutes ago, philpy said: We gutted the livingroom between us today, which included lifting all the cushions off the sofa and hoovering underneath them. She's just noticed I've put 2 of them back in the wrong corners (they are identical), and world war 3 has fucking started. She's told me "I don't fucking listen" and she's slammed the door shut and stomped upstairs. Saying that, it's Left me in peace to watch the big TV, so e every cloud... You do know that, had you put the cushions back the same way, she would still have had an issue as she wanted them swapped round so that the wear evenly? WW3 was coming anyway and the cushions were merely a handy excuse. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I suggest we watch a tv programme or film, something that’s usually been recommended or has good reviews. She’ll come out with some pish excuse as to not wanting to watch it, usually muttering that it sounds shite. Without fail, a week or two later she’ll come in from work buzzing that Pamela, Louise or Joanna (insert any random name, as I don’t know or give a f**k about any of her colleagues), has suggested watching the exact programme and it now miraculously sounds really good. I fills me with absolute rage. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 I suggest we watch a tv programme or film, something that’s usually been recommended or has good reviews. She’ll come out with some pish excuse as to not wanting to watch it, usually muttering that it sounds shite. Without fail, a week or two later she’ll come in from work buzzing that Pamela, Louise or Joanna (insert any random name, as I don’t know or give a f**k about any of her colleagues), has suggested watching the exact programme and it now miraculously sounds really good. I fills me with absolute rage. Asked her if she wanted to watch something 2 nights ago, she said nah she'll watch it later on her own so I watch it on my own. She finds out I've watched it then has a go at me because "she wanted to watch that". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 9 hours ago, MONKMAN said: I suggest we watch a tv programme or film, something that’s usually been recommended or has good reviews. She’ll come out with some pish excuse as to not wanting to watch it, usually muttering that it sounds shite. Without fail, a week or two later she’ll come in from work buzzing that Pamela, Louise or Joanna (insert any random name, as I don’t know or give a f**k about any of her colleagues), has suggested watching the exact programme and it now miraculously sounds really good. I fills me with absolute rage. my wife ‘watches’ Eastenders, well I say watches, more like listens. The amount of times I’ve to rewind it when something happens without dialogue is getting irritating. She would pass Phil Mitchell in the street without recognising him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 59 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: my wife ‘watches’ Eastenders, well I say watches, more like listens. The amount of times I’ve to rewind it when something happens without dialogue is getting irritating. She would pass Phil Mitchell in the street without recognising him That would imply you also watch Eastenders, you get no sympathy from me. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 I suggest we watch a tv programme or film, something that’s usually been recommended or has good reviews. She’ll come out with some pish excuse as to not wanting to watch it, usually muttering that it sounds shite. Without fail, a week or two later she’ll come in from work buzzing that Pamela, Louise or Joanna (insert any random name, as I don’t know or give a f**k about any of her colleagues), has suggested watching the exact programme and it now miraculously sounds really good. I fills me with absolute rage. See game of thrones4 years after I suggested it, she decided aye cause all her pals were talking about the end of series 7. Binge watched with the usual explain what is happening in front of her. I get the fear over her next brain fart for TV show watching which will undoubtedly lead to me explaining the basics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 31 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: That would imply you also watch Eastenders, you get no sympathy from me. No, I just hog the remote control 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hard Graft Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 16 hours ago, philpy said: We gutted the livingroom between us today, which included lifting all the cushions off the sofa and hoovering underneath them. She's just noticed I've put 2 of them back in the wrong corners (they are identical), and world war 3 has fucking started. She's told me "I don't fucking listen" and she's slammed the door shut and stomped upstairs. Saying that, it's Left me in peace to watch the big TV, so e every cloud... Should have stormed up the stairs after her and informed her that if she carries on with this attitude she'll no be getting her hole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, heedthebaa said: No, I just hog the remote control Surely if you hog the remote control, then Eastenders won’t be on at all? Edited April 4, 2020 by MONKMAN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 pillows on the bed. hundreds of them. takes me about an hour to get into my bed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 14 hours ago, MONKMAN said: I suggest we watch a tv programme or film, something that’s usually been recommended or has good reviews. She’ll come out with some pish excuse as to not wanting to watch it, usually muttering that it sounds shite. Without fail, a week or two later she’ll come in from work buzzing that Pamela, Louise or Joanna (insert any random name, as I don’t know or give a f**k about any of her colleagues), has suggested watching the exact programme and it now miraculously sounds really good. I fills me with absolute rage. Mambo Number 5! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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