heedthebaa Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Went through to put the bacon on and up she pops with “can I have toast with mine” fucking bacon toasties, why would you f**k up lovely fresh bread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 34 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Went through to put the bacon on and up she pops with “can I have toast with mine” fucking bacon toasties, why would you f**k up lovely fresh bread Away you go. Bacon and toast is superb. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Went through to put the bacon on and up she pops with “can I have toast with mine” fucking bacon toasties, why would you f**k up lovely fresh bread Away you go. Bacon and toast is superb.Correct. Rugster is probably having cold toast though. Edit: you’re better doing the toast in the grill and only grilling one side of each bit of bread - these would be your outsides of the sandwich in case it needed saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 22 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Correct. Rugster is probably having cold toast though. Edit: you’re better doing the toast in the grill and only grilling one side of each bit of bread - these would be your outsides of the sandwich in case it needed saying. That's nae toast then, is it? Edit : does sound decent though. Edited April 1, 2020 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 50 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Correct. Rugster is probably having cold toast though. Edit: you’re better doing the toast in the grill and only grilling one side of each bit of bread - these would be your outsides of the sandwich in case it needed saying. We could fall out over this. I've never read such a load of bollocks. You'd get sent straight back to the kitchen to sort it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Away you go. Bacon and toast is superb. Anyone who toasts fresh bread are OFTW 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: Correct. Rugster is probably having cold toast though. Edit: you’re better doing the toast in the grill and only grilling one side of each bit of bread - these would be your outsides of the sandwich in case it needed saying. Fuuuuuuck !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 On 24/03/2020 at 09:24, heedthebaa said: “Right that’s me, I’m away” ”aye hen, see you later” ”you going to lie there all day ?” ”well, no all day, I’m pacing myself” ”get fucking up and do something and I’ll be checking to see if you’re online” ”cheerio hen” I don't know why you aren't getting more credit for your pacing it line. Its brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 On 29/03/2020 at 10:52, philpy said: On 25/03/2020 at 18:48, Rizzo said: Dishes used to be my job while he was supposed to take the bins out and do laundry but he was terrible at remembering the bins and also crap at folding... And now I see what's going on. A woman's work is never done... And as Sean Locke said maybe that's why they don't get paid as much as us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 That's nae toast then, is it? Edit : does sound decent though. I suppose technically not but I’m not sure how best to describe it? We could fall out over this. I've never read such a load of bollocks. You'd get sent straight back to the kitchen to sort it out. Try it. Then apologise. I’ll consider forgiving you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Fuuuuuuck !!!Same as Shandon. Try it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Same as Shandon. Try it. I’ll humour you for now and will let you know 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 I’ll humour you for now and will let you know [emoji848]Butter the untoasted sides of the bread, sauce as per your preference. Teckle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Moans about "idiots" going out in cars to parks etc during the lockdown. Doesn't understand why people aren't getting it or taking it seriously. Also seemingly wants to nip out to a shop every day for something trivial. Sponges and oven cleaner yesterday, for example. Goes in a huff when I point out her hypocrisy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 22 hours ago, NJ2 said: Correct. Rugster is probably having cold toast though. Edit: you’re better doing the toast in the grill and only grilling one side of each bit of bread - these would be your outsides of the sandwich in case it needed saying. 20 hours ago, NJ2 said: Same as Shandon. Try it. Well well, regardless if you were taking the piss or not, I’ve just tried it with sassage and bacon. Teckle doesn’t come close to this delight, my apologies a toastwich eh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Well well, regardless if you were taking the piss or not, I’ve just tried it with sassage and bacon. Teckle doesn’t come close to this delight, my apologies [emoji122] a toastwich ehWelcome aboard, brother! Absolutely not taking the piss, but I do draw the line at cold toast. There’s a fine line between psycho and genius and I know who’s on which side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 She'll always put the same shitey playlist on Spotify, but will go in the huff when I change it or complain about hearing it for the 10th time in a row. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 That’s nearly two weeks of working from home together and we haven’t had one argument. I can only suspect a monumental bust up is coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: That’s nearly two weeks of working from home together and we haven’t had one argument. I can only suspect a monumental bust up is coming. Is she dead? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Go, but tell her they had run out of what she wanted. "I was surprised too dear, first time I heard of Sainsbury's running out of chicken".I've been catching up on this thread. Ah, such innocent times. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said: That’s nearly two weeks of working from home together and we haven’t had one argument. I can only suspect a monumental bust up is coming. We've been having occasional, smaller bust ups, hopefully to stave off a much larger one further down the line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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