Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: @Melanius Mullarkey - you up for being my Minister for Employment? Yes, but I can only do Tuesdays 2-4pm. “Leading by example” will be my motto. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: It's about the same as a gas power plant, though it's worth considering the saving on methane that would have come from putting it together in landfill. f**k it, it's getting done when I'm in power. Big bonfire in Bridge of Allan to start with, and they can lump it. Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes, but I can only do Tuesdays 2-4pm. “Leading by example” will be my motto. Don't burn yourself out. Maybe working from home would be the better option. Shouldn't interfere with your current P&B duties. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Don't burn yourself out. Maybe working from home would be the better option. Shouldn't interfere with your current P&B duties. I’ll come in. I only go to work so I can’t hear the clicking sound of the gas cooker every 10 minutes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Her: I did something funny. Me: What? Her: Know how I went down stair to get a drink? Me: ........yeah? Her: I poured the drink. Me:.................ok? Her: you'll never guess what I did then. Me: Just tell me the fucking story, I don't want to respond every 5 seconds. Her: !?!? What's up with you? you not want me to talk to you? Me: Just tell me what happened. Her: Nevermind. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 On 06/12/2019 at 22:32, Joe Terrapin said: Wife's work night out(early start). I ask do you want me to come get you knowing town will be mental. No says she I wont be late I'll get the bus home. Just got a text asking 'Can you come get me and drop my pal off in Chapelhall' (Which is not even close to being on the way) I tell her not a chance I'll be doing that. Now blanking me. It'll be fun when she eventually gets home....... Count yourself lucky that she was kind enough to give you the heads up. Usually it's just a "Can you pick me up?" which you happily go and do, but when you get there you notice her standing on the pavement with a pal. "Could you just give Clare a lift home on the way?" is the first question you're asked, which has been asked full in the knowledge that you won't say "No, f**k off" when Clare is standing like a spare p***k waiting for the lift that your Mrs has clearly already promised her. This more often than not also involves either a trip through the 24 hour McDonalds drive thru or a stop outside a kebab shop, neither of which you agreed to when you first accepted the job. All in what should have been a 10 minute drive is now an hour long kerfuffle. I should note that some of my male friends are excruciatingly bad for this too, if not worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 24 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Her: I did something funny. Me: What? Her: Know how I went down stair to get a drink? Me: ........yeah? Her: I poured the drink. Me:.................ok? Her: you'll never guess what I did then. At this point, just walk away shaking your head. You will have already shown more than a respectable amount of patience. Maybe say 'f**k this' as you go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Actually in Scandinavia they do burn a lot of it. They're sufficiently rational people the NIMBY argument doesn't work.Apparently the Danish have to import rubbish for their incinerator to keep it going at an optimum level, quite a striking building just outside Copenhagen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
printer Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 You'll never know now, mate and I'll bet it was hilarious. Her: I did something funny. Me: What? Her: Know how I went down stair to get a drink? Me: ........yeah? Her: I poured the drink. Me:.................ok? Her: you'll never guess what I did then. Me: Just tell me the fucking story, I don't want to respond every 5 seconds. Her: !?!? What's up with you? you not want me to talk to you? Me: Just tell me what happened. Her: Nevermind. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Busta Nut said: Her: I did something funny. Me: What? Her: Know how I went down stair to get a drink? Me: ........yeah? Her: I poured the drink. Me:.................ok? Her: you'll never guess what I did then. Me: Just tell me the fucking story, I don't want to respond every 5 seconds. Her: !?!? What's up with you? you not want me to talk to you? Me: Just tell me what happened. Her: Nevermind. I'm on your wife's side here, quite frankly, unless there's more to this than meets the eye. On the other hand, women can and do drag these sort of stories out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Her: I did something funny. Me: What? Her: Know how I went down stair to get a drink? Me: ........yeah? Her: I poured the drink. Me:.................ok? Her: you'll never guess what I did then. Me: Just tell me the fucking story, I don't want to respond every 5 seconds. Her: !?!? What's up with you? you not want me to talk to you? Me: Just tell me what happened. Her: Nevermind.That’s absolutely textbook. It’s just missing her losing her place five times and going “what was I saying??” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Her: I did something funny. Me: What? Her: Know how I went down stair to get a drink? Me: ........yeah? Her: I poured the drink. Me:.................ok? Her: you'll never guess what I did then. Me: Just tell me the fucking story, I don't want to respond every 5 seconds. Her: !?!? What's up with you? you not want me to talk to you? Me: Just tell me what happened. Her: Nevermind. My wife loves the guessing game. Guess who did ........? Guess how much I saved? Guess who I met today? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 My wife loves the guessing game. Guess who did ........? Guess how much I saved? Guess who I met today?Somehow replying with 'no idea' makes me a bad person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 37 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: On 09/12/2019 at 20:17, Gaz FFC said: My wife loves the guessing game. Guess who did ........? Guess how much I saved? Guess who I met today? Somehow replying with 'no idea' makes me a bad person. Well, you shouldn't be playing guessing games with Gav's wife. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 My wife loves the guessing game. Guess who did ........? Guess how much I saved? Guess who I met today?I usually reply to these kind of games with ridiculous hyperbole that seems to take the wind out of her guessing game sails for a while at least. " guess how much that shop just charged me for a wee bottle of juice?""50 quid" "och don't be stupid, never mind" [emoji16][emoji108] 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 On 09/12/2019 at 20:17, Gaz FFC said: Guess how much I saved? This ,in Wifey Speak, means, "Guess how much I spent". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 39 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: I usually reply to these kind of games with ridiculous hyperbole that seems to take the wind out of her guessing game sails for a while at least. " guess how much that shop just charged me for a wee bottle of juice?" "50 quid" "och don't be stupid, never mind" I often do similar, but more realistic to take the wind out the sails. Her: Guess how much a small glass o wine was in [insert establishment] Me: £6.50? Her: Well, close, £5.70. Me: [insert Partridge shrug gif] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 (edited) Staggering back home through the door at 7pm, having become absolutely smashed (and from the sounds of things, sick ) after her works Xmas lunch. Bloody lightweight. Eta: No doubt she'll want nothing to eat after I postponed planning dinner until she got home. Edited December 12, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 The guessing game can be useful for test purposes too."Guess who I saw today?""The ex-boyfriend you think I don't know you cheated on me with?"*chokes on beverage*Try it; it's fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Me: do you want to watch something? Her: yeah Me: what do you want to watch Her: anything at all Me: *skips through every channel listing in the world* see anything? Her: not really, put anything on. Me: do you want a film or tv show? Her: either Me: *puts on high quality film or tv show*..... Her: *plays pish videos on phone at volume level that competes with TV* Me: do you not want to watch this? Her: I am watching. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Her and her best pal don’t text each other, instead they send voice notes. Very annoying when your trying to watch something and you hear her pals stupid voice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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