Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: Stops you kicking the heads off swans down the park I suppose KB roasts swans for Sunday lunch. My old stepdad was banned from entering the USA due to a criminal act involving a swan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Just now, MixuFixit said: I wonder what swan tastes like? Chicken 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Stops you kicking the heads off swans down the park I supposeYou actually believe KB would harm Her Majesty's property? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: KB roasts swans for Sunday lunch. My old stepdad was banned from entering the USA due to a criminal act involving a swan. You'll need to expand on that, I think... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 10 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: You'll need to expand on that, I think... He is a Fifer so you know it’s going to involve sex, drugs and/or violence. He shot it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 4 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Nutella is full of palm oil so you're killing elephants and orang utans if you buy it. So what? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Hmm, I don’t agree with the elephant killing policy but I do approve of the orangutan killing policy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Hmm, I don’t agree with the elephant killing policy but I do approve of the orangutan killing policy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Earlier today barely a minute walk from the Louvre, we're outside a bookshop.With no trace of irony "why do they have all these nice looking books in French for?"Genuinely dumbfounded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: He is a Fifer so you know it’s going to involve sex, drugs and/or violence. He shot it. Surely a tendency to shoot things would find approval over there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Earlier today barely a minute walk from the Louvre, we're outside a bookshop.With no trace of irony "why do they have all these nice looking books in French for?"Genuinely dumbfounded. Did you tell her you were both in France? That is astonishing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 40 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Surely a tendency to shoot things would find approval over there. I don’t think they approved of the type of weapon. He used a sawn-off rather than an assault rifle and didn’t shoot any of his friends either. Not enough of a bam to be let in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I don’t think they approved of the type of weapon. He used a sawn-off rather than an assault rifle and didn’t shoot any of his friends either. Not enough of a bam to be let in. But it was unarmed... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I don’t think they approved of the type of weapon. He used a sawn-off rather than an assault rifle and didn’t shoot any of his friends either. Not enough of a bam to be let in. A swan-off shotgun, you could say. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 27 minutes ago, HenryHill said: But it was unarmed... If he had wings he would fly, let me contemplate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: He is a Fifer so you know it’s going to involve sex, drugs and/or violence. He shot it. OK. And the sex and drugs part? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Shotgun said: OK. And the sex and drugs part? Obviously he snorted a few lines off the swan's tits before shagging it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: Obviously he snorted a few lines off the swan's tits before shagging it. Oh, OK. I was expecting something weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 19 hours ago, Dee Man said: I noticed you had given my doing 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. I know who my friends are. “In this video he goes down easier than Lorraine Kelly in the dressing room at Tannadice..”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 46 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: “In this video he goes down easier than Lorraine Kelly in the dressing room at Tannadice..”. I will thank you never to put that image in my head ever again please. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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