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Car went into the garage today for its MOT. She arrives at the garage and the gates aren't open for the car park, so she has to park on the street and walk in with the keys. She feels the need to phone me at work purely to tell me this plan of action. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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4 hours ago, coprolite said:

My wife doesn't work but still comes out with the same shite about most people she has regular interaction with. 

Apparently I'm deliberately dense for not understanding the offensive subtext behind a facial expression that I've not seen, used by someone I don't know know. 

Even if I had been listening I wouldn't know what she was blethering about. 

There’s no limit.

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13 hours ago, mathematics said:

I’m a vegetarian, but I like steak.

I had a nice vegetarian pie (not euph) yesterday. If you're ever unfortunate to have to visit Dunfermline then Stephens Bakery do a cauliflower, broccoli, chilli and potato pie. V tasty. 

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I had a nice vegetarian pie (not euph) yesterday. If you're ever unfortunate to have to visit Dunfermline then Stephens Bakery do a cauliflower, broccoli, chilli and potato pie. V tasty. 

Any c**t going to Stephens and not getting a bridie should be escorted from the premises and shot until dead. I’ll vegetarian pie you!
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Just now, NJ2 said:


Any c**t going to Stephens and not getting a bridie should be escorted from the premises and shot until dead. I’ll vegetarian pie you!

The nice lady in the shop even came out to my car to meet the dog. I think he liked her as she probably smelled of pies. I had a steak pie too. 

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The nice lady in the shop even came out to my car to meet the dog. I think he liked her as she probably smelled of pies. I had a steak pie too. 

Typical Fife hospitality, God’s own people imo. I’ll avoid commenting on Renton liking the smell of the ladies pies etc. but I’m glad to hear you also had a steak pie, it’s not a bridie but it’s an improvement on the other monstrosity you consumed.
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Just now, NJ2 said:


Typical Fife hospitality, God’s own people imo. I’ll avoid commenting on Renton liking the smell of the ladies pies etc. but I’m glad to hear you also had a steak pie, it’s not a bridie but it’s an improvement on the other monstrosity you consumed.

They are very friendly people. Well, some of them are. She had two whippets and wanted to assess Renton as father material for her bitch but decided he's too big. I only went in for a roll and a pie. 

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They are very friendly people. Well, some of them are. She had two whippets and wanted to assess Renton as father material for her bitch but decided he's too big. I only went in for a roll and a pie. 

Very nearly got the boy his roll and a pie anyway!
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