Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 23 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Has that piqued your interest? I'd be lying if I said I wasnt intrigued. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 I'll hold my hand up as someone who almost never replaces a finished toilet roll. My excuse is that if there's a scabby wee half-sheet still stuck on to it, it's not "finished". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, nsr said: I'll hold my hand up as someone who almost never replaces a finished toilet roll. My excuse is that if there's a scabby wee half-sheet still stuck on to it, it's not "finished". Why anyone would do this and risk themselves going for a shite whilst forgetting that there’s only a scabby half-sheet is left is beyond me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 6 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Latest thing is spending about 10x as long mumping about whatever's bugging her than it would take to deal with whatever it is. That’s been happening with women for eternity. Kudos for only finding that out lately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Making horrific 'tup tup' sounds whilst eating. Fucking shut yer mouth when eating ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 At around 4.00 this evening and with the sun shining in the French doors she shut the Venetian blinds and put a floor lamp on What kind of mental behaviour is this? Need assistance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliethedug Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 My wife does shite like that in the summer. 6pm blinds shut and a lamp on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 I actually don’t mind blinds shut and lights on if there is daylight outside but what I can’t stand is a combination of natural light coming into the room and a light being on at same time. It feels so unnatural. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I actually don’t mind blinds shut and lights on if there is daylight outside but what I can’t stand is a combination of natural light coming into the room and a light being on at same time. It feels so unnatural. You're unnatural. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief Toffee Teeth Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 There appears to be nobody in our house capable of changing the toilet roll, other than myself. At least there is always another roll sitting for me to put on. There is little danger of us running out of toilet roll, either, as there are three packs of the stuff in reserve, not counting what is actually in the bathroom.I got so fed up of this pish in our house that I went to Morrisons, bout 3 x packs of 27 rolls and stacked all 81 neatly on the toilet window sill, announcing at dinner that maybe I could get a break for a while. Needless to say, I was told I was being childish and to get them to f**k. I did. I remain the only person in our house who is capable of replacing the toilet roll. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Big Chief Toffee Teeth said: I got so fed up of this pish in our house that I went to Morrisons, bout 3 x packs of 27 rolls and stacked all 81 neatly on the toilet window sill, announcing at dinner that maybe I could get a break for a while. Needless to say, I was told I was being childish and to get them to f**k. I did.I remain the only person in our house who is capable of replacing the toilet roll. That's only half the problem. At what age do you learn the lesson, "Don't have a shite unless you've checked for bog roll"? My 16 hadn't learned that lesson last night. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Me when I get in from a night out: quietly open door, eat food downstairs, crawl into bedHer: front door slammed, every light on and speaking pish.Seething 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Bairn on a sleepover last night. Excellent news. After probably what was the greatest ever singular performance in human kind at 5s last night, couple of beers and JDs watching the deedly music in BBC4 safe in the knowledge that there’s no bairn trampling in at 7am. Missus snoring like a tranquilised rhino so been awake since 6. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 9 hours ago, Big Chief Toffee Teeth said: I got so fed up of this pish in our house that I went to Morrisons, bout 3 x packs of 27 rolls and stacked all 81 neatly on the toilet window sill, announcing at dinner that maybe I could get a break for a while. Needless to say, I was told I was being childish and to get them to f**k. I did. I remain the only person in our house who is capable of replacing the toilet roll. Must be some size of window to have a sill that big! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: After probably what was the greatest ever singular performance in human kind at 5s l You got put in goals after 5 minutes and the rest refused to take a turn, is my guess. Edited March 16, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief Toffee Teeth Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Must be some size of window to have a sill that big! Toffee Teeth Towers. We all live in rural splendour here. You'll be wanting to know in which of the lavatories I chose to stack them next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 59 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You got put in goals after 5 minutes and the rest refused to take a turn, is my guess. Steady on. It wasn’t that good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Thinks it's acceptable to leave the bog roll holder with an empty roll if she's used the last of it, and not replace it. It takes seconds.Her rationale is that it's easier to do if you're the next person there. Which is me. She's mugging me off here.I would try the same tactic but I'm just not wanting to be so lazy. Use the same argument on seat up and seat down.. see how quickly the excuse changes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: That's only half the problem. At what age do you learn the lesson, "Don't have a shite unless you've checked for bog roll"? My 16 hadn't learned that lesson last night. If there's 16 in the house it's little wonder you can out... Edited March 16, 2019 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: If there's 16 in the house it's little wonder you can out... Pfft. 16 yo as you weel ken Did you watch today's egg-chasing JG? I'm taking the credit for our comeback based on my 18 (yo, in case you quibble) going for a shite and missing McInally's lung-bursting try. The game turned when his bowels turned. Edited March 17, 2019 by The_Kincardine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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