HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 On 07/03/2019 at 20:12, RockMusic said: Vale of Leven. I can only remember the odd social climber mother calling it a heel. We called it"sleep". Sandwiches were"pieces", especially if you had them as a packed lunch. And lorne sausage was always "square slice". Did you wear an Onion on your belt as was the fashion of the time? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 I knew my missus was always buying new bed sheets and yesterday I did a quick tally up of them and we have 33 sets of bedding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 I knew my missus was always buying new bed sheets and yesterday I did a quick tally up of them and we have 33 sets of bedding. Not my fault, I only pished 3 sets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I knew my missus was always buying new bed sheets and yesterday I did a quick tally up of them and we have 33 sets of bedding. Not my fault, I only pished 3 sets. Ah, she told me the stains were apple juice. I've told her to get 20 sets on ebay anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I knew my missus was always buying new bed sheets and yesterday I did a quick tally up of them and we have 33 sets of bedding. Soon to be flying from a motorway bridge with "HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY SHANDON PAR XXX". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 On 07/03/2019 at 20:12, RockMusic said: Vale of Leven. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Soon to be flying from a motorway bridge with "HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY SHANDON PAR XXX". 9 years before that! It would probably just say something like “Tosser” anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 I knew my missus was always buying new bed sheets and yesterday I did a quick tally up of them and we have 33 sets of bedding. Always a fresh set on when you get home from work eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I knew my missus was always buying new bed sheets and yesterday I did a quick tally up of them and we have 33 sets of bedding. Always a fresh set on when you get home from work eh? Yes, and I've always wondered why she has a few sets with the Falkirk FC crest on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Yes, and I've always wondered why she has a few sets with the Falkirk FC crest on it. You should break her other leg for that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: 13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Yes, and I've always wondered why she has a few sets with the Falkirk FC crest on it. You should break her other leg for that! Y-shape cast? I laid out a selection of the bedding the other night and photographed it for her. Then she told me there are many more sheets in another cupboard. She's like Rose West, only with bedding rather than young women buried all over the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Yes, and I've always wondered why she has a few sets with the Falkirk FC crest on it. Foreplay you dirty talking whore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 14 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 14 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I knew my missus was always buying new bed sheets and yesterday I did a quick tally up of them and we have 33 sets of bedding. Not my fault, I only pished 3 sets. Shandon has just pm'd me a picture of the new bed Mrs Shandon Par has set up for your next visit, pishy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Didnt realise Mrs SP was a watersports fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Thinks it's acceptable to leave the bog roll holder with an empty roll if she's used the last of it, and not replace it. It takes seconds.Her rationale is that it's easier to do if you're the next person there. Which is me. She's mugging me off here.I would try the same tactic but I'm just not wanting to be so lazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: Shandon has just pm'd me a picture of the new bed Mrs Shandon Par has set up for your next visit, pishy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2shay That is a decent response by your standards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Thinks it's acceptable to leave the bog roll holder with an empty roll if she's used the last of it, and not replace it. It takes seconds.Her rationale is that it's easier to do if you're the next person there. Which is me. She's mugging me off here.I would try the same tactic but I'm just not wanting to be so lazy. This type of behaviour deserves the standard boot to the pie! My wife has been prone to this, swift kick in the fud and lesson learned! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Didnt realise Mrs SP was a watersports fan. Has that piqued your interest? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Thinks it's acceptable to leave the bog roll holder with an empty roll if she's used the last of it, and not replace it. It takes seconds. Her rationale is that it's easier to do if you're the next person there. Which is me. She's mugging me off here. I would try the same tactic but I'm just not wanting to be so lazy. There appears to be nobody in our house capable of changing the toilet roll, other than myself. At least there is always another roll sitting for me to put on. There is little danger of us running out of toilet roll, either, as there are three packs of the stuff in reserve, not counting what is actually in the bathroom. Edited March 12, 2019 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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