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29 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

It's a term used in theatre for adjustable sticks to keep walls vertical in a stage set. It has nothing to do with clothes poles.

At the risk of sounding pedantic, we call this 'Bracing' in our Theatre; mibbes Stretcher is used elsewhere tho, i'm not sure.

But we definitely called the clothes line variety a Stretcher when we were wee.

I'm sure this interjection answers nothing tho, so apologies fir that! 

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14 minutes ago, jofis said:

At the risk of sounding pedantic, we call this 'Bracing' in our Theatre; mibbes Stretcher is used elsewhere tho, i'm not sure.

But we definitely called the clothes line variety a Stretcher when we were wee.

I'm sure this interjection answers nothing tho, so apologies fir that! 

In  your theatre, oh really?

Welshbairn is our resident theatrical. Take "your theatre" and fùck off, love!

 

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Pffft.  A clothes pole is what you tie the washing line to.  These are stretchers, obviously.
Aye, if you're from Glasgow or the Central Belt, maybe. "Stenter", I'd have thought, would have picked up some support from the more Scots Language areas of the P&B constituency.
(Apologies if a bit tangential to the thread : just that the old "outsider" v "heel" thing got me started. )
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43 minutes ago, jofis said:

At the risk of sounding pedantic, we call this 'Bracing' in our Theatre; mibbes Stretcher is used elsewhere tho, i'm not sure.

But we definitely called the clothes line variety a Stretcher when we were wee.

I'm sure this interjection answers nothing tho, so apologies fir that! 

You're quite right. My memory's definitely going, worked in theatre for about 20 years. A clothes pole was definitely a clothes pole though.

 stagebrace2.jpg

P.S. There is something called a stretcher used in theatre but for the moment I've totally forgotten what it is.

 

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5 hours ago, Big Chief Toffee Teeth said:

Stenter or stretcher? Asking for a friend.clothes-prop.jpg

That's genuinely the kind of thing I'd expect to see Bob Geldof patronising some c**t under in a fucking township somewhere.

Get. Bin.

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10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

In  your theatre, oh really?

Welshbairn is our resident theatrical. Take "your theatre" and fùck off, love!

 

Did sound a bit w**k, sorry Welshbairn.

It's a collaborative environment though, everyone is welcome. Especially old actors, renowned for playing comedy military figures in classic BBC sitcoms.

As you were, Sergeant!

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1 minute ago, jofis said:

Did sound a bit w**k, sorry Welshbairn.

It's a collaborative environment though, everyone is welcome. Especially old actors, renowned for playing comedy military figures in classic BBC sitcoms.

As you were, Sergeant!

Now he's typecast us!

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3 minutes ago, jofis said:

I've reported myself.

 

Although, Captain Welshbairn and Sergeant Wilson would make a good spin-off.  

I think I'd be best as Godfrey given my performance tonight. Apart from the sleeping with his sisters bit.

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