Rizzo Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: Is that the largest Sports Direct mug ever made or some fairly small tupperware? It is quite a large mug which brings me to another point in that we seem to have nothing bar gigantic mugs in our house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: Sounds like you’ve a half chance at least. I’d expect he’s been in a few playground scrapes more recently than you though so be prepared I like your logic. The wee man is active. Scarf will be ring rusty. My kid is a bit older than the wee tyrant in question but I've underestimated her speed, reach and power before and been rattled by a 1-2. Scarf needs to get a few rounds in first before taking on The Playstation Kid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 2 hours ago, TheScarf said: I reckon I could take him. I'm quite trim and used to play rugby. He said in a fight, not in a-sticking-your-cock-in-a-pint-of-vomit-then-drinking-it competition 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I like your logic. The wee man is active. Scarf will be ring rusty. My kid is a bit older than the wee tyrant in question but I've underestimated her speed, reach and power before and been rattled by a 1-2. Scarf needs to get a few rounds in first before taking on The Playstation Kid. He should have an Infant School playground nearby? Wouldn't want to sap his confidence before the big fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 (edited) Shandon should coach Scarf here, much like Apollo Creed did Rocky for the latter's big (rematch) bout with Clubber Lang. They can race along a beach and cavort in the North Sea in each other's arms. Edited February 26, 2019 by DA Baracus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Shandon should coach Scarf here, much like Apollo Creed did Rocky for the latter's big (rematch) bout with Clubber Lang. They can race along a beach and cavort in the North Sea in each other's arms. I'm thinking of coaching the wee man instead. I like his aggression and his trash talking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Oh I have believe me. I've told him myself that he needs to change his behavour. His mum and dad split up when he was 1 so he's never lived with a mum and 'dad' that he can remember before. He's used to being the man of the house. Not any more sonny Jim.It's a fucking tightrope scarf. Normally I would be advocating violence but the little shits are all tooled up now.Go down the psychological/emotional route imo. Have a quiet word in his ear and let him know that his mum no longer loves him as she wants to start a new family with you. Make it clear that it would be in everyone's best interests that he moves in with his dad on a full time basis. Win, win 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'm thinking of coaching the wee man instead. I like his aggression and his trash talking. Is this because the small, tight shorts and tiny wee tanktop no longer fit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Shandon should coach Scarf here, much like Apollo Creed did Rocky for the latter's big (rematch) bout with Clubber Lang. They can race along a beach and cavort in the North Sea in each other's arms.Before I make a judgement, do you want the scarf to win or lose the fight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 18 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said: It's a fucking tightrope scarf. Normally I would be advocating violence but the little shits are all tooled up now. Go down the psychological/emotional route imo. Have a quiet word in his ear and let him know that his mum no longer loves him as she wants to start a new family with you. Make it clear that it would be in everyone's best interests that he moves in with his dad on a full time basis. Win, win He could just take him on at whatever the game - NBA, Fifa.. and absolutely horse him at it. Put the wee fucker right off Playstation for life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Is this because the small, tight shorts and tiny wee tanktop no longer fit? These things can never be too small. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Could do Shandon but it sounds like the little mentalist might be a bit of a whizz on the PlayStation. Get beat and it'll only reinforce his sense of superiority/control, f**k that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 11 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said: Could do Shandon but it sounds like the little mentalist might be a bit of a whizz on the PlayStation. Get beat and it'll only reinforce his sense of superiority/control, f**k that. A scrap it is then. Winner gets to stay in the house. Loser has to pack their bags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 35 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Before I make a judgement, do you want the scarf to win or lose the fight? Scarf to win 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 6 hours ago, TheScarf said: I should add that I've been with this lassie 4 years. I had a mortgage and she did too so that's why it's taken so long for us to live together. The wee b*****d didn't seem too bad when you were only living under the same roof 1 or 2 nights per week. 4 Years? So you have been around the little scrote since he was 4 and take zero responsibility. Have a word with yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Let's her fucking 8 year old son boss her about and rule the roost. We've just moved in together and the wee cunt is a nightmare. Gets to eat what he wants, screams bloody murder if me or his mum have the audacity to have more food than him (he's 8 I may have mentioned) and he also is fucking obsessed with his PS4. Like it's a part of him. If he gets told to turn it off he has some kind of what looks like a fit. If he has go literally go outside for any reason he has a complete meltdown. His whole life has been him sat in front of his PS4. His mum just fucking lets him too. She gives in to him all the time and I'm stood there asking her is she on a fucking wind up and to boot his arse outside to get some fresh air. It's apparently the same at his dads too. He's soft as shit and generally a fat, useless waster who should've been a hand job. Both of them have zero authority over an 8 year old. A fucking 8 year old. He's 8. They're in their early 30s. He's fucking 8.You could mibbee put some big boy pants on and show the boy the right way instead of acting like he's f**k all to do with you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 17 minutes ago, strichener said: 4 Years? So you have been around the little scrote since he was 4 and take zero responsibility. Have a word with yourself. 6 minutes ago, ayrmad said: You could mibbee put some big boy pants on and show the boy the right way instead of acting like he's f**k all to do with you. I was wondering how long it would take the "this is actually your fault" posts to come along. Longer than expected, I must admit. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 12 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I was wondering how long it would take the "this is actually your fault" posts to come along. Longer than expected, I must admit. The usual suspects tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Yep, it's completely my fault his mum and dad have never disciplined him in his life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The usual suspects tbf. I'm surprised @oaksoft hasn't pitched his oar in yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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