RockMusic Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Tartantony said: This is me. Nightmare at getting up Poor guy - you don't even get a long lie at the weekend.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 23 minutes ago, Tartantony said: This is me. Nightmare at getting up No wonder you can't get up. You've got 1 1/2 hours of interrupted sleep. Why not just set it for 7:50am and hit snooze it once and then get up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Tartantony said: This is me. Nightmare at getting up What the f**k do you do if you actually get up at half 6, worryingly what do you not do (shower, brush teeth etc) if you get up at 8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieson87 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Tartantony said: This is me. Nightmare at getting up That font. Please. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Tartantony said: This is me. Nightmare at getting up For a sleep deprived-c**t this is a terrific strategy. Deprive yourself of 1 1/2 hours a night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 This is me. Nightmare at getting up This should be moved to the "calling cards of morons" thread 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 9 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: My wife is off on maternity leave the now whilst I pay the bills. Last week I was feeling a little more tired than usual after work and was hinting like f**k for a nap. She growls that no way am I going to bed leaving her to bath, feed and put baby to sleep. She soon says that he's due a nap as he's been up nearly 2 hours and if we get him down we can both have a nap. After about 15mins he's back up screaming the place down and she's nudging me like mad to go deal with it. Shortly I find myself up feeding and bathing junior whilst she's lying in a coma. Must be hard no working all day. I don't think I was aware that you had sired a child Gaz, unless this is the first mention on here. Congratulations brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 He sounds utterly miserable about it, perhaps congratulations are not in orderHes just tired. Its important that Gaz reproduces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Started talking about going abroad this year. Told her immediately Turkey & Dubai are both big no’s for me. Within 10 minutes she’s decided that because her friend likes turkey we’re going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: He sounds utterly miserable about it, perhaps congratulations are not in order Hes just tired. Its important that Gaz reproduces. Is he sure it’s his? Maybe it’s Gav’s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I don't think I was aware that you had sired a child Gaz, unless this is the first mention on here. Congratulations brother. Thank you. Yeah he came just before Halloween and I kept it low profile on here. Wee belter but the poor wee c**t doesn't know what he's in for once he's old enough to go to football. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, mizfit said: Started talking about going abroad this year. Told her immediately Turkey & Dubai are both big no’s for me. Within 10 minutes she’s decided that because her friend likes turkey we’re going. I wasn't keen to get taken to Dubai but actually liked it. A bit of a culture shock but seem serious money out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 38 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I don't think I was aware that you had sired a child Gaz, unless this is the first mention on here. Congratulations brother. He’ll not be reproducing any more if his wife reads the last sentence of that post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 7 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Wee belter but the poor wee c**t doesn't know what he's in for once he's old enough to go to football. I couldn't wait to have a boy and take him (subject him) to the football. Despite my attempts he literally has no interest in watching or playing it. He's probably seen the state his da gets in over it and decided it's not for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: I couldn't wait to have a boy and take him (subject him) to the football. Despite my attempts he literally has no interest in watching or playing it. He's probably seen the state his da gets in over it and decided it's not for him. Seems to be more common that kids are no longer interested in football or if they are it's the massive clubs who don't really need them. Will be a tough ask to keep the wee man from the clutches of the super clubs and Interested in the fortunes of Falkirk but I will give it my best shot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl3th Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Seems to be more common that kids are no longer interested in football or if they are it's the massive clubs who don't really need them. Will be a tough ask to keep the wee man from the clutches of the super clubs and Interested in the fortunes of Falkirk but I will give it my best shotMy kids were the same. Took them to the Rovers when they were small and after a while it was obvious they weren't interested. Middle son returned in his teens for a while but now in his late 20s he supports Liverpool. Eldest son, now 30, has been coming with me for a few years now and can't wait to subject his under one year old son to the torture. [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 31 minutes ago, Growl3th said: supports Liverpool Sort that oot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl3th Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Sort that ootToo late he's a grown man who's moved out of the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Growl3th said: 9 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Sort that oot Too late he's a grown man who's moved out of the house. To Liverpool I hope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 On 19/02/2019 at 17:44, Tartantony said: This is me. Nightmare at getting up You need to get yourself a shag, Tony boy -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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