Boghead ranter Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: There would be serious words in the Monkman household if that sort of behaviour went on. Wait til Mrs Monkman reads that, you'll be in the doghouse mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Wait til Mrs Monkman reads that, you'll be in the doghouse mate.She’s no idea what P&B is, anytime she’s asks what I’m looking at, or laughing at, I just reply “football”. It’s easier than explaining I’ve got pretend mates on the internet. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 26 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: My mate showed me them videos the other day and they’re grim, very grim. Shameful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Amazed by the number of people biting at throbber's made up story tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: My mate showed me them videos the other day and they’re grim, very grim. Someone posted a video of a lassie getting shat on and then pumped on my twitter feed the other day. How do you even broach that subject with a partner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Something no one has mentioned yet is that if your bird is going through your phone there’s a good chance she’s looking for something you’ve done to make herself feel better about what she’s done. I’d be asking your bird if she’s pumping someone else, throbber. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Someone posted a video of a lassie getting shat on and then pumped on my twitter feed the other day. How do you even broach that subject with a partner? Hey doll, I've got a jobby peeking out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Someone posted a video of a lassie getting shat on and then pumped on my twitter feed the other day. How do you even broach that subject with a partner? That’s the one. Seemingly it’s on the sun website now, as the guy is married and also lead singer in some reasonably well known band down that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: That’s the one. Seemingly it’s on the sun website now, as the guy is married and also lead singer in some reasonably well known band down that way. The Poo Fighters? 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Someone posted a video of a lassie getting shat on and then pumped on my twitter feed the other day. How do you even broach that subject with a partner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pj_puttz Posted January 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 9, 2019 Conversation this morning: (sitting in the car, the Mrs nods towards a woman coming out of her car about 20 feet away) Mrs: There's Jane. Me: Who's that then? Mrs: Jane. That Jane that you know. Me: (squinting and wracking my brain) I don't know who that is. Mrs: Yes you do! Jane! The cousin! Me: I honestly don't think I've ever seen that woman before in my life. Mrs: (annoyed now) See the way you speak to me sometimes! Me: ???? Mrs: Just forget it. Me: OK. Mrs: You know her, she's related to someone you know. From Facebook. Me: (starting to sort of piece it together) Do you mean the woman YOU know who we discovered was a cousin of someone I used to work with? Mrs: (angry) So you DO know who she is! Me: I started to figure it out once I had a bit more information, aye, but it's not me who knows her. It's you. I've never met her. Mrs: (still angry) So how come you didn't recognise her if you know her from Facebook? Me: Because I don't know her and I've never met her before in my life. You're talking about someone we had a 10 second conversation about several weeks ago because she popped up on Facebook as being a mutual friend of someone on my Facebook. Someone I haven't worked with or heard from in about 10 years. Mrs: (raging) You do know her though, you knew fine well who I was talking about! Me: Aye I can recognise someone I've never met from 20 feet away based on a Facebook picture I glanced at for a few seconds several weeks ago, because she is a cousin of someone I worked in the same general vicinity of and barely spoke to 10 years ago. Mrs: (beelin) Aye whatever. You knew what I meant. Me: (biting my tongue for the sake of peace) We then proceed to sit in silence for the entire journey to work, her seething and me baffled AND seething. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Wid (Jane). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wid (Jane). From 20 feet? At speed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj_puttz Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wid (Jane). Cannot confirm. Didn't get a good enough look at her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, pj_puttz said: Cannot confirm. Didn't get a good enough look at her. Aye ok. You know exactly what she's like. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Aye ok. You know exactly what she's like. "Didn't recognise here with her clothes on" response IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj_puttz Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 I think I got away with it. Classic deflection technique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 51 minutes ago, pj_puttz said: I think I got away with it. Classic deflection technique. "never mind Jane, have you seen Throbber's texts?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Wives are like cats, in that they spot something of yours that they like, and slowly proceed to make it theirs. First it's yours. Then it comes under shared ownership ("We're married, aren't we?"). Then it takes up residence in her side of the wardrobe or equivalent but remains under shared ownership ("I use it more often, don't I?"). Then once you've forgotten you ever owned it, it's hers and the process is complete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, nsr said: Wives are like cats, in that they spot something of yours that they like, and slowly proceed to make it theirs. First it's yours. Then it comes under shared ownership ("We're married, aren't we?"). Then it takes up residence in her side of the wardrobe or equivalent but remains under shared ownership ("I use it more often, don't I?"). Then once you've forgotten you ever owned it, it's hers and the process is complete. You talking about your bollocks or a jumper? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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