Stellaboz Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Mine is awful. Whenever my lass gets hiccups, it lasts for ever. For some reason, even typing this, I get an angry feeling coming straight from my core, like actually within my mid drift as they continue. I think it's that they're at irregular intervals, plus she does nothing to try stop them.Genuinely feel terrible for feeling angry, I've no idea why and I haven't said anything as it sounds so ridiculous. Also, cold feet in bed. Not funny first time, not funny ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 In the good old days, if I happened to go baws oot and invest in a 9 pack of bog roll, it would do me for months. I was, and still am, a firm believer in shiteing during work hours. Now with the good lady in tow a 9 pack will last around 9 days. There are at minimum two, maybe three bog rolls scattered in various states of unravel around our toilet at any one time, with the one in the holder set up so that the sheets face the wall........count to 10 big man! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 14 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: within my mid drift.. You wot m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Mine is awful. Whenever my lass gets hiccups, it lasts for ever. For some reason, even typing this, I get an angry feeling coming straight from my core, like actually within my mid drift as they continue. I think it's that they're at irregular intervals, plus she does nothing to try stop them.Genuinely feel terrible for feeling angry, I've no idea why and I haven't said anything as it sounds so ridiculous. Also, cold feet in bed. Not funny first time, not funny ever. Same here with the hiccups! Drives me crazy, hasn't happened recently but it will 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 You wot m8 Call it a feeling from the pit of your stomach then. Somewhere in the nearby area of anatomy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Captain Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 For an intelligent women Mrs Captain watches tv that would make you weep. America's Next Top Model, My Big Fat Gipsy Wedding and a plethora of other übber pish that requires a quick exit to the kitchen and the sanity of Planet Rock on the radio. Shouldn't be allowed access to the remote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 There were many many things but seeing as I divorced one and the last 2 Mrs. RNs a no longer with us, I really have little to moan about now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Mrs can't use the dishwasher. Manages to put every item in precisely the wrong way round or covered over so they can't be cleaned. Everything comes out unwashed and I have to re-load it. Any offer of a lesson on how to load it is met with fury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 9, 2017 Author Share Posted June 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs can't use the dishwasher. Manages to put every item in precisely the wrong way round or covered over so they can't be cleaned. Everything comes out unwashed and I have to re-load it. Any offer of a lesson on how to load it is met with fury. Congratulations on your 12345th post. I've pm'd you your free kick in the pie voucher to use at your convenience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Congratulations on your 12345th post. I've pm'd you your free kick in the pie voucher to use at your convenience. 12345, once I kicked a fishy pie.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 All of my girlfriends bad and irritating habits come from her mother who is a very stubborn and stupid woman who I fear I will grow to completely despise as I get older. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 (edited) If I'm telling a story to someone that involves my missus and I get it slightly wrong, she interrupt's me mid convo to correct me or shakes her head as if to say "that's incorrect". A perfect example was last week, after a few beers talking to some friends I was talking about 3 couples who came to view a flat we were selling, when telling the story I made a ghastly error and said the 2nd couple were the one's who viewed it first and she comes flying in, bloody wummin! Does ma tits in! Edited June 9, 2017 by M0rtonfc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 very stubborn and stupid womanI will grow to completely despise as I get older. Doesn't sound like you think much of her just now, never mind as you get older! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Another one I forgot to add is that she always phone her mum and her gran every single Saturday morning and then after her calls gives it the old "when's the last time you've called your mum or gran?" with the 1 hand on the hip and wiggly finger, every single time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 10 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Call it a feeling from the pit of your stomach then. Somewhere in the nearby area of anatomy. I was just being pedantic, it's midriff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 17 minutes ago, M0rtonfc said: Another one I forgot to add is that she always phone her mum and her gran every single Saturday morning and then after her calls gives it the old "when's the last time you've called your mum or gran?" with the 1 hand on the hip and wiggly finger, every single time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 9, 2017 Author Share Posted June 9, 2017 When you're making egg mayonnaise, after you boil your eggs, where do you put the shells? I would put them straight in the bin but she thinks the logical thing to do is put them back in the pot full of boiling water. She probably can't get in the bin due to the dustpan and brush on top right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 46 minutes ago, throbber said: All of my girlfriends bad and irritating habits come from her mother who is a very stubborn and stupid woman who I fear I will grow to completely despise as I get older. The alarm bells should be ringing. My ex was turning in to her mother and she knew it. You'll just end up in a joyless marriage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 My wife last night almost literally as I got home from work: "Just pop the kids in the bath while I nip out to the post office for something I forgot, I'll bath them when I get back" (at a time when the post office will 100% guaranteed be closed). Half an hour or more later, no sign of her, I've had to bath both kids and start giving them tea. Finally she turns up, surprise the post office was closed, but she decided to go into the Co-op for some clearly essential items while she was there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 The alarm bells should be ringing. My ex was turning in to her mother and she knew it. You'll just end up in a joyless marriage. Aye, the halcyon days of going down the wetherspoons and getting chips on the way up the road. will be a thing of the past. Wish I had a bird to get chips with [emoji45] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.