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4 minutes ago, Fullerene said:

Maybe we can't just send them to some other country but what about a variation of the program "Love Island", which would be called "Hate Island", where they could spend all their time just blowing each other up. 

I would suggest Ilha da Queimada Grande in Brazil (also known as Snake Island).

Only if all 'reality' type shows can be held there, and all people who want to have anything to do with such shows (including watching) have to live there.

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4 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

With all these goings-on, it might be time to request a new "Terrorism" sub-forum. 

It could be a good way to snare potential terrorists. P&B could replace Mumsnet as the nation's moral compass. We could have threads such as "What's your favourite type of van for committing atrocities?" Pccabe could then monitor the replies and arrest the jihadis.

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10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

It could be a good way to snare potential terrorists. P&B could replace Mumsnet as the nation's moral compass. We could have threads such as "What's your favourite type of van for committing atrocities?" Pccabe could then monitor the replies and arrest the jihadis.

"What type of knife do you prefer for the more intimate aspects of the job?" 

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41 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

"What type of knife do you prefer for the more intimate aspects of the job?" 

An alteration to the pram design... it explodes when you insert your penis.

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31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

An alteration to the pram design... it explodes when you insert your penis.

Have you just suggest a suicide pram? 

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9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Have you just suggest a suicide pram? 

Damn. Snared by my own trap.

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

It could be a good way to snare potential terrorists. P&B could replace Mumsnet as the nation's moral compass. We could have threads such as "What's your favourite type of van for committing a trocities?" Pccabe could then monitor the replies and arrest the jihadis make an arse of things as usual

 

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