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7 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said:
26 minutes ago, bernardblack said:
*Nicola Sturgeon announces 4% pay rise on Twitter*
 
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BuT tHAt’S bRItiSh MOnEY PaYInG fOr THaT

Fine, 10% swing towards English independence and them standing on their two feet. Happy days!

Probably our best chance of independence as I don't see anything up here getting us over the line. 

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3 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said:
24 minutes ago, ayrmad said:
Probably our best chance of independence as I don't see anything up here getting us over the line. 

The people will

Ra peepul are a significant roadblock (in Armadale's case, quite literally) however

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Just managed to drive a few foaming at the mouth Yoons even wilder on Twitter.

They were attacking our "evil" FM for daring to give the nurses a decent pay rise and that it was just showboating.

I pointed out that their beloved UK Tory Govt managed to find £120 Million for festival of Brexit, which at least half the Country and most of Scotland don't want. I also noted that the UK Tory Govt had magically found a £Billion to bribe the DUP in 2017 to help really get Brexit process flowing, only for BoJo to later stab them in back, they went into meltdown lol

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30 minutes ago, paolo2143 said:

Just managed to drive a few foaming at the mouth Yoons even wilder on Twitter.

They were attacking our "evil" FM for daring to give the nurses a decent pay rise and that it was just showboating.

I pointed out that their beloved UK Tory Govt managed to find £120 Million for festival of Brexit, which at least half the Country and most of Scotland don't want. I also noted that the UK Tory Govt had magically found a £Billion to bribe the DUP in 2017 to help really get Brexit process flowing, only for BoJo to later stab them in back, they went into meltdown lol

And all of that is small potatoes compared to the money they've thrown at their mates through test and trace and dodgy PPE contracts. They could have had a festival of brexit and bought a new DUP every day for about 3 months solid.

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43 minutes ago, paolo2143 said:

Just managed to drive a few foaming at the mouth Yoons even wilder on Twitter.

They were attacking our "evil" FM for daring to give the nurses a decent pay rise and that it was just showboating.

I pointed out that their beloved UK Tory Govt managed to find £120 Million for festival of Brexit, which at least half the Country and most of Scotland don't want. I also noted that the UK Tory Govt had magically found a £Billion to bribe the DUP in 2017 to help really get Brexit process flowing, only for BoJo to later stab them in back, they went into meltdown lol

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The absolute state of the morons on union twitter who actually think the SG can just commit to spending increases and WM just picks up the bill for it. Even funnier are the legions of idiots who think they, personally, are paying for it.

Danny, 58, plumber from Grimsby is sick of paying tens of millions of pounds every year to subsidise Scottish higher education. 

Edited by Gordon EF

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Would be class (and I have to say not beyond the realms of possibility given today's conservative politician) if they gave punters a shout in what their tax money went to.

You'd get flood defences made entirely out of noose ropes.

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6 minutes ago, Pato said:

Would be class (and I have to say not beyond the realms of possibility given today's conservative politician) if they gave punters a shout in what their tax money went to.

You'd get flood defences made entirely out of noose ropes.

:lol:

Border patrol and paedo hunting would become society's most lucrative career paths.

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More likely that are brave boys will really get footballers wages, the homeless will be euthanized and there'll be machine gun nests on the coast to deal with immigration.

Labour will make sure this is all means tested though.

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Instead of paying public sector workers, statues of Churchill and Thatcher are retro-fitted infra-red cameras, state of the art AI and small machine gun turrets so they can protect themselves.

Edited by Gordon EF

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...and of course we would actually end up de-facto independent because there's no way some ruddy-faced elephant seal from Berkshire is agreeing to send the jocks a block grant.

Be some laugh actually.

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While we're being topical I'd like my tax £££ to pay for British flags that are slightly smaller than Scottish flags for this latest double-flegging unionist wheeze.

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3 hours ago, The Ghost of B A R P said:

Tories cuddling up to a ‘failed’ local administration (saw it on Q-Anon news, aka BBC...).

Hasn’t started. You really need to start paying attention: she’s the smearer (and I salute her doggedness); will only become the smearee when the Daily Record (or Q-Anon... what even is that?) decide.

That’s interesting, cos you’re absolutely the first person to come on with vacuous ‘conspiracy theory’ bingo calling and f**k all else to say.

WM and Unionist interference in Scottish politics definitely needs more nudges and winks... otherwise, how will we know when it’s happening?

The problem is, all your post end up being a failed wish list.

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4 hours ago, The Ghost of B A R P said:

Will do.

You keep repeating everything I say.

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p.s. there are bad people out there who’ll do anything to stop Scotland becoming independent. Don’t tell anyone I told you. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.

 

You really seem to have taken the Hamilton report pretty badly 

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Catching up on Debate Night and with an audience from Edinburgh, second dafty getting to speak (Farquhar Gammon-Boomer, 64, Morningside) used the opportunity to call the Scottish Government "the executive".

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2 hours ago, GiGi said:

:lol:

Border patrol and paedo hunting would become society's most lucrative career paths.

I'm throwing all my cash into concentration camps and re-education centres.

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3 hours ago, GiGi said:

:lol:

Border patrol and paedo hunting would become society's most lucrative career paths.

Many would see those as the same.

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