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15 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Shell paying no taxes or Wee Nippy is reported to the police for briefly forgetting to put her mask on?

That's certainly a generous interpretation. Generally you'd hope the politicans in charge of the country at least have the capacity to remember their own rules. Selective memory seems to be a common theme with Sturgeon right enough though. 

It would be nice if our leaders had the decency to follow the rules they have inflicted on the rest of the populace. Seems to be a common theme at the moment depressingly. 

Where does the "wee nippy" come from? Seems a bit of a weird one, seen it a few times before. 

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1 hour ago, Albus Bulbasaur said:

Where does the "wee nippy" come from? Seems a bit of a weird one, seen it a few times before.

Very good, ha ha. I keep forgetting you only joined in March and likely have little knowledge of Scottish misogyny. 

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1 hour ago, Albus Bulbasaur said:

 

Where does the "wee nippy" come from? Seems a bit of a weird one, seen it a few times before. 

Makes facial gestures like one eating a 'nippy sweetie'.  

The daft wee ScotchNats will tell you it's misogynistic.  But, to a person, they are pathetic.

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8 minutes ago, Albus Bulbasaur said:

Why are you posting misogynistic things? 

God, you are new. I'm satirising this kind of thing meant with sincere misogynistic contempt.

 

On 02/04/2022 at 19:32, The_Kincardine said:

Oooft that is incendiary.  You mean insane wee Nippy doesn't want Indy?  Of course, that is why she keeps kicking the can down the road...

 

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This is worse than when unionism collectively shat themselves with misplaced glee and affected rage then smeared themselves and the walls of Holyrood with their filth at that time she forgot the date of a meeting. 

We urgently need a full Murdo investigates enquiry into the circumstances surrounding the FM walking into a barbers and then shortly thereafter putting on a mask. Seismic lads. Seismic.

And the NIppy stuff is 100% misogyny.

It's the contention that because she is a woman that doesn't take any of "your" shite she is acting like a nippy sweetie.

Ah, all this as the sound of triumphal bigotry and some kind of petty vandalism or assualt, wafts its way up from the local park on the Easter Sunday evening air.....

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1 hour ago, Albus Bulbasaur said:

Where does the "wee nippy" come from? Seems a bit of a weird one, seen it a few times before. 

I forgot to mention that if you criticise Nippy then grown men will cry or resort to the usual person abuse that the ScotchNats on here always do.

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17 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said:

This is worse than when unionism collectively shat themselves with misplaced glee and affected rage then smeared themselves and the walls of Holyrood with their filth at that time she forgot the date of a meeting. 

We urgently need a full Murdo investigates enquiry into the circumstances surrounding the FM walking into a barbers and then shortly thereafter putting on a mask. Seismic lads. Seismic.

And the NIppy stuff is 100% misogyny.

It's the contention that because she is a woman that doesn't take any of "your" shite she is acting like a nippy sweetie.

Ah, all this as the sound of triumphal bigotry and some kind of petty vandalism or assualt, wafts its way up from the local park on the Easter Sunday evening air.....

She’s ignored her own laws more than once.

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16 minutes ago, Left Back said:

She’s ignored her own laws more than once.

That time she stopped to speak to some older people at a funeral? Worse. Than. Hitler. 

I do enjoy this theme of story/ headline tho. It was once beautifully described as the "Some arsehole doctrine." Where it was argued 90% of Scottish journalism output is "someone does/says something."

SNP ACCUSED is a favourite, in this case 'Sturgeon reported to police" and it's not until later or at the very bottom of the article you learn that the person doing the accusing or reporting is just some arsehole. Heavily implied or easily assumed in this instance tho. 

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8 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said:

That time she stopped to speak to some older people at a funeral? Worse. Than. Hitler. 

I do enjoy this theme of story/ headline tho. It was once beautifully described as the "Some arsehole doctrine." Where it was argued 90% of Scottish journalism output is "someone does/says something."

SNP ACCUSED is a favourite, in this case 'Sturgeon reported to police" and it's not until later or at the very bottom of the article you learn that the person doing the accusing or reporting is just some arsehole. Heavily implied or easily assumed in this instance tho. 

Try again.  They’ve been in the media.  List them all.

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Makes facial gestures like one eating a 'nippy sweetie'.  
The daft wee ScotchNats will tell you it's misogynistic.  But, to a person, they are pathetic.
Probably no more pathetic than the resident forum drunk regularly coming on at swinging at posters that are simply taking the piss out him tbf.
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1 hour ago, williemillersmoustache said:

SNP ACCUSED is a favourite, in this case 'Sturgeon reported to police" and it's not until later or at the very bottom of the article you learn that the person doing the accusing or reporting is just some arsehole.

Not just any old arsehole, this arsehole. Why do they all seem to come from Moray?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-49433637

 

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