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Theresa May Statement - 11:15


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She's announcing that she is in fact a dreadful lizard, and will eat a live foal on camera, disgustingly dislocating her lizard jaw so that she can consume it whole

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2 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

GCHQ has been in communication with aliens who have established a cloaked base on the moon. They seem nice, but the UK government have told them they will not be entitled to benefits for 5 years.

Though FIFA have ranked them above Scotland.

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1 minute ago, Mudder said:

Sturgeon must have punched the air when she heard this.

Depends. Tactical voting didn't work out last time, but with an actual threat of a referendum on the table, would the various Unionist parties get out of each other's way this time?

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4 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said:

It's a GE.  The reckless bitch

Will be interesting to see how the electorate responds to this. Unnecessary elections sometimes backfire severely on the politician that calls them even when they look like they should be a cake walk.

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Can't help but feel if there was going to be an election it should've been before the Article 50 notification was handed over. Other than an attempt to utterly bury the Labour party, it seems a bit pointless now, really. 

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Mays played a blinder here. Forcing labour divisions on Europe to the forefront, she'll get a runaway victory in England and be able to claim a clear mandate for Brexit.

Britain is fucked

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