ICTChris Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 throbber isn’t frightening but I can see him appearing in the press after being found guilty of a bizarre sex crime, like public masturbation with a milk carton while dressed as a merman or simulating sex with a rack of lamb in Morrisons while singing Elton John songs. Crimes but non violent, the sort that makes you feel sorry for him rather than demand imprisonment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Make the MFPiH thread great again Probably time we had another Greatest/Worst/Most Influential Poster poll 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 throbber isn’t frightening but I can see him appearing in the press after being found guilty of a bizarre sex crime, like public masturbation with a milk carton while dressed as a merman or simulating sex with a rack of lamb in Morrisons while singing Elton John songs. Crimes but non violent, the sort that makes you feel sorry for him rather than demand imprisonment.I think your imagination is getting the better of you tbh. It’s still about as close a thing as I have got to praise in the last 2 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: throbber isn’t frightening but I can see him appearing in the press after being found guilty of a bizarre sex crime, like public masturbation with a milk carton while dressed as a merman or simulating sex with a rack of lamb in Morrisons while singing Elton John songs. Crimes but non violent, the sort that makes you feel sorry for him rather than demand imprisonment. A young Peter Dow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 I think your imagination is getting the better of you tbh. It’s still about as close a thing as I have got to praise in the last 2 years.At least you’ll get a game of pool with philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Dindeleux said: His girlfriend is fatter than he is so it’s not a surprise that he has to bring others down. 4 hours ago, Boostin' Kev said: I wouldn't have that if I were you throbber. I have to agree with Kev, fucking crack him Throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 16, 2019 Author Share Posted May 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Bert Raccoon said: I have to agree with Kev, fucking crack him Throbber. Live by the sword die by the sword 'n all that. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Dindeleux doing a Hitler and opening up a second front. This could be worse than Stalingrad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Dindeleux doing a Hitler and opening up a second front. This could be worse than Stalingrad.Sarge, you were out back in the day, surely the North African campaign counts as another front. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 20 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 38 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Dindeleux doing a Hitler and opening up a second front. This could be worse than Stalingrad. Sarge, you were out back in the day, surely the North African campaign counts as another front. Let's just confine this to The European Theatre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Let's just confine this to The European Theatre. Too late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Let's just confine this to The European Theatre.But Sarge, all the world's a stage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Since he is back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Username? Tartan Tammy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 1 minute ago, This time Perthshirebell said: Username? Tartan Tammy Nice to know his rare eye condition has cleared up, but his dyslexia has got worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Nice to know his rare eye condition has cleared up, but his dyslexia has got worse.Dryhorce before my time I think but this guy is fucking torture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Since he is backPlease dont, this will somehow be my fault as well, I apologise to everyone for encouraging him. He is rampaging across several threads, blaming me for making him have a learning disability (which, even if it is true, is merely a difficulty)& justifying it by confidently asserting that I love celtic & hate the gers, the reality being of course that I dislike them both. The bile he spouted to Kincy really makes me despair, every single mod on here here need to have a good look at themselves. The fact that no other fan of any club has called me out out over the last few weeks indicates that I am not being unreasonable here. If I am wrong then I will happily piss off but I want this vile cretin gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 19 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 43 minutes ago, itzdrk said: Since he is back Please dont, this will somehow be my fault as well, I apologise to everyone for encouraging him. He is rampaging across several threads, blaming me for making him have a learning disability (which, even if it is true, is merely a difficulty)& justifying it by confidently asserting that I love celtic & hate the gers, the reality being of course that I dislike them both. The bile he spouted to Kincy really makes me despair, every single mod on here here need to have a good look at themselves. The fact that no other fan of any club has called me out out over the last few weeks indicates that I am not being unreasonable here. If I am wrong then I will happily piss off but I want this vile cretin gone. Take it easy. It's just a fitba forum pal... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) Dryhorce was absolutely class. A good old fashioned maniac. I once saw a very rare P&B update on Facebook once, so I clicked on it and there was one comment under it that said “Free the Dryhorce”. Naturally inquisitive I clicked on his profile and by f**k it was an eye opener. I deleted my Facebook not long afterwards. Edited May 22, 2019 by Bobby Skidmarks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Take it easy. It's just a fitba forum pal...I am sure he will not feel the same way, but then again, none of us will have a scooby what he is saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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