Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I remember Jelavic4mMan. There used to be a sticked thread on the Celtic v Rangers forum detailing the rules of that subforum and he had a fit on there because KB called him 'Superfan' because he said something like 'he would do all means necessary to defend Rangers'. Maniac. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Did you try and go on a night out with them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 On the pitch defending the players at Hampden then... He'd have been the one arrested for punching his own fans by mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I have met Kilt on a couple of occasions (at the 5s tournaments) and he seemed okay in person. Although I did enjoy repeatedly volleying the ball off his body - I managed to rattle him in the stomach and nuts before injuring his wrist. Reina also scored a beauty past him. Clyde Till I Die was another that was absolutely fine whenever I met him, but I certainly wouldn't want to get on his bad side. Steven the Raith fan also turned up at the 5s and as Philpy said was a bit smelly. He said he lost his wallet, and had no money, so my mate Del let him kip on the floor and we gave him a train fare home the next day. But he was very strange, didn't really talk to anyone, and just creeped Reina out. I think we said we would meet him at a certain place in ten minutes and just fucked off on him. He then followed me about the forum for that season and quickly got seriously pissed off with my "Hello Down There" signature as Ross County steam rollered Raith to the title. In one post I called him Gonzo (as he had a massive nose and I was referencing the muppet) and he went on a tirade about I knew nothing of his porn habits, so I hadn't the right to call him Gonzo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Probably got culled in the purge, but Swampy once called me a Socratic c**t and how he was going to shit on my face. I was just mildly taking the pish out of his right on sociological gobbledygook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Oh I did also get a PM from Magee with a bullshit explanation with regards to his choice of username. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 6 hours ago, Francesc Fabregas said: Kilt just couldn't help himself. A guy who was, on the whole of it, alright offline but who really came into his own with his saucy emojis and overenthusiastic private messages. He was called out for so many offences by various female posters. I remember he found love with Evie, I think, and wrote a long post about their sex life, using the spoiler tags to hide the juiciest parts without realising they could be seen if highlighted by the cursor. I copied and pasted it on my old laptop, I'll dig it out when I get in this evening. Yes lads, I've just had a look through my old laptop (I use it exclusively for playing a Football Manager 2010 save game with Arsenal (currently in the year 2093) and watching videos) and I've found it. It was first posted in June 2009 and, reading it back, this was surely a knotty period for even someone with Kilt's lifestyle: Quote I have tomorrow off. That should be a RTBC but I'm helping Evie move flat as she's moving in with Alexis in her flat at Scotstoun - that's her new lover. I was the love interest between relationships so, yes, I've fucked a bisexual lesbian but as the Nazi thought police are watching, that's all you'll get to know. Suffice to say we spent yesterday saying goodbye and we both overslept after shagging each other senseless in a final Bacchanalian orgy of Pagan sexuality so I've very happy to have experienced that and I know that Evie is moving on to a new, hopefully fulfilling relationship with Alexis. It's just like Have I Got News For You, isn't it - guess the headline. You've only got a few miserable cnuts on here to blame for not getting the full picture! Nick (White Witch = Good Guy) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Outstanding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I just assumed Rugster was Kilts alias. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 "Bacchanalian orgy of Pagan sexuality" I'm done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Nick (White Witch = Good Guy) Still remember that vividly, was amazing that he thought the spoiler tags could only be operated by him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 1 minute ago, mizfit said: "Bacchanalian orgy of Pagan sexuality" I'm done. He probably liked it up the hoop with the neck of the Blue Nun bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snakebite Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Imagine kilt wis yer da 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, Francesc Fabregas said: Yes lads, I've just had a look through my old laptop (I use it exclusively for playing a Football Manager 2010 save game with Arsenal (currently in the year 2093) and watching videos) and I've found it. It was first posted in June 2009 and, reading it back, this was surely a knotty period for even someone with Kilt's lifestyle: Nick (White Witch = Good Guy) Fucking Hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Did Gunther soak Kilt with his hose that time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, throbber said: I just assumed Rugster was Kilts alias. Blessed be 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 A 'bisexual lesbian'... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) Bear in mind I was 19 when kilt sent me this shit and he's the same age as my dad... Edited April 12, 2017 by Honest Saints Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Just now, Honest Saints Fan said: Bear in mind I was 19 when kilt sent me this shit and he's the same age as my dad... Did you just marry the first man that asked for protection purposes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I play football with Kilt's son and a nicer lad you couldn't meet. Makes PM'S like the above seem even more mental 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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