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9 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

How do you ask someone for a "square go"?  DO you say "square go"?  Odd behaviour for adults.

You want your f**king go then?

Or

Square go then, ya c**t!

 

edit: At least that was how it was done on the mean streets of Knightswood.

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I'd like to square go Niall McGinn and Peter Pawlett at the same time. I'd like to shove Pawlett up McGinn's arse although he'd probably dive up there as soon as he saw me pulling my arm back. 

The pair of c***s.

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I'd like to square go ex Kilmarnock and St Johnstone midfielder Gary McDonald. Socialised with him one night and he kept saying "but I've won the Scottish Cup". I remember Franck Leboeuf doing similar on an episode of QOS or something and I thought McDonald was trying to be funny and copying him......but he wasn't he just continued to say it all night.

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2 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said:

Bobby Barr once tried to square up to me when I called him a diving c**t from the stand.

So, Bobby Barr.

I called Hartson a fat *** reject warming up right after he signed for Celtic.  He cupped his ear then walked right over and shouted "What did you say?"  Naturally, I shat a brick. 

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I called Hartson a fat *** reject warming up right after he signed for Celtic.  He cupped his ear then walked right over and shouted "What did you say?"  Naturally, I shat a brick. 


If the shoe fits..
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1 hour ago, Granny Danger said:

No, that would be embarrassing.

:whistle

True story too, I had a season beside the away end of our new main stand he had just signed! Sure it was a 1805 game.

Thankfully my reputation was saved by catching a 3310 from the celtc end stopping it hitting a child behind :)

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