John Lambies Doos Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 It was too tight so it was giving me a bit of grief aye. Certainly have no regrets over it and getting your hole isn't as much of an ordeal because you're not constantly worried that its going to get forced right back. Fair enough. Suppose some are tighter than others..... mine wouldn't be the slightest bit sore if pulled back. .. but appreciate your honesty.More importantly... what were the extra strong painkillers? Morphine based I'd guess? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mantis Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 On 27/03/2017 at 00:07, Flybhoy said: A girl I was 'intimate' with many years ago freaked the f**k out when she saw my uncircumsized chubber. She was American, not jewish though but had assumed all guys had their bananas peeled in their youth. Never saw her again after that night There's a big cultural difference. I read somewhere that in the US about 80% of males get it done whereas in Europe it's around 20%. They even do a high percentage of neonatals ffs... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taxman Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I got circumcised a few years ago (in my 50s) under local anaesthetic, the anaesthetist was f*cking useless I may add, I felt the first slice & the surgeon had the cheek to say I appeared nervous lol. The only drawback (pun intended) was no sex for about a month afterwards but apart from that I'm glad I got it done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 This is acceptable, normalised money-spinning treatment of newborn boys across the western world in preparation for circumcision... 'Culture' as a mass ritual in places such as The Philippines and across the Muslim and Jewish world... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3545835/300-boys-undergo-mass-circumcision-Philippines.html Regularly results in complications, and deaths... https://www.circinfo.org/USA_deaths.html http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/southafrica/10073918/33-men-die-in-South-African-circumcision-ceremonies.html And was a wholly unnecessary ritual/procedure in all but a tiny percentage of those circumcised... Yet only FGM is attacked by world organisations, who in places don't just ignore but encourage MGM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I was much happier in life before seeing pictures of babies/young children in a state of distress because of circumcision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 It was nearly universal in America for health reasons until it was discovered that soaping up your cock and washing it carefully doesn't send you straight to hell, or make you blind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 The ladies absolutely love it. Apparently. This might not be an accurate statement. But I'm not circumcised and ladies absolutely hate having sex with me, so it would kind of make sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 My best mate had to have an emergency circumcision last year for some reason (can't remember why). Said it was fucking agony! It happen to my mate after he had a rather vigorous w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Had it done at 5yo, because if I didn't I would've exploded in a tsunami of pish.Ladies do love it. Sore as feck at the time, healing. Trying to pee in a straight line, was like trying to split the atom. I can still remember screaming the theatre down to this day, local anaesthetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 My ex had a tight foreskin. they did a snip on the banjo skin as a first step didnt work and he had go back for circumsison 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I got it done a few years back. Much more comfortable now. It was uncomfortable for 6 weeks after but not agony. I got it done under general anaesthetic and hadn't realised it was done, when I came round, until I went to pish. Difficult to dress the wound etc. after but over time it's proved to be good for me. First time I popped it inside a lady after it healed probably gave me more grief than the healing process. For some reason the remaining skin below the helmet decided to swell, not a great situation. No problems since. 10/10 would recommend to a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 What's the preferred method of chugging for all those that have lost their hood, with or without? I've always assumed that circumcision would hinder a good tug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 They must need a lot of lube to keep the old dried out helmet from catching fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_lad Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Doesn't it keep getting stuck to your keks and leave you with a fluffy bell? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 20 hours ago, The Mantis said: There's a big cultural difference. I read somewhere that in the US about 80% of males get it done whereas in Europe it's around 20%. They even do a high percentage of neonatals ffs... That's what happens in a private health system where profits and surgeons incomes are directly related to how many procedures they do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 8 hours ago, Rowan said: My ex had a tight foreskin. they did a snip on the banjo skin as a first step didnt work and he had go back for circumsison Take the smile off your face when you're telling that story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 14 hours ago, Jigsaw said: Yet only FGM is attacked by world organisations, who in places don't just ignore but encourage MGM. Banana? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Like barbed wrapped around your bellend for the best part of a month. You wake up in agony for most of the first two weeks due to your initial new found sensitivity. Painkillers are only slightly helpful, but overall it's worth it in the long term if you are having tightness troubles down there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Banjo string snapped while on the job when I was 18 or 19. Savlon on it for a few weeks and no problems since. f**k anyone who thinks they are going near the wee man with a scalpel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 27 minutes ago, Ross. said: Banjo string snapped while on the job when I was 18 or 19. Savlon on it for a few weeks and no problems since. f**k anyone who thinks they are going near the wee man with a scalpel. Scalpel? I just thought they used a device similar to this one: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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