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I'm not quoting that picture but FUCKING HELL!

Jews are fucking mental. If they think this God guy is so great, why do they think he invented the penis wrong? Surely he wouldn't be too chuffed with them sabotaging his handywork?

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I don't know about anyone else but my helmet is pretty sensitive. I can't imagine having it rubbing against the inside of my boxers all day. 


It can get awkward as f**k when you're trying to tuck a boner in at places you shouldn't be getting boners...
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Had it done a few years ago as my banjo string tore on the job. For some reason I have never worked out i never took the quality painkillers offered and only took 1 day off work. No c**t at work realised despite my comedy walks. Peeling off the bandages and seeing the car crash of a knob was the worst bit.

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On 31/03/2017 at 03:17, Dee Man said:

I'm not quoting that picture but FUCKING HELL!

Jews are fucking mental. If they think this God guy is so great, why do they think he invented the penis wrong? Surely he wouldn't be too chuffed with them sabotaging his handywork?

Back when the MIL was trying to persuade me to convert, a rabbi explained to me that it was part of a Jew's contract with Yahweh. Basically, you ain't a proper Jew if your bell-end is covered. I smiled and nodded, but never heard anything approaching a compelling argument...it amounts to little more than "God told you to; you don't need to know why". The Flying Spaghetti Monster has never asked me to mutilate my genitals, so I'm going with Him, thanks all the same.

Going to back to American circumcision, I read an article a while back that claimed circumcision rates vary across the country. The big cities like New York and Los Angeles, where the entertainment industry is primarily based, has a very high rate of circumcision, whereas it's actually slightly more common to be uncircumcised in the rest of the country (something like 55% to 45% IIRC). Thus, you get episodes of TV shows like Sex and the City, where characters react like they've just met Joseph Merrick when they see an uncut cock. Of course, the porn industry is Californian, and also has a remarkably high percentage of Jewish actors, which means that most folk's first exposure to a willy will be sans hood.

I think I've admitted to contemplating schwanzstuckers enough for one night  :ph34r:

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On 30/03/2017 at 19:54, supermik said:

I'm on a 12 week waiting list for this :shutup :lol:

You'll be fine. Just remember that they don't give you painkillers until you wake up from the anaesthetic and scream for them.

@Lisa Cuddy seems like a good sort; I'm sure she'll be waiting with the syringe, and not eating Quality Street at the nurse's station  :P

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53 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

You'll be fine. Just remember that they don't give you painkillers until you wake up from the anaesthetic and scream for them.

@Lisa Cuddy seems like a good sort; I'm sure she'll be waiting with the syringe, and not eating Quality Street at the nurse's station  :P

Mate, if there's painkillers going, I'm having them.

I don't eat Nestlé either :P

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The Bible (according to Spike Milligan)

47. The Lord said "Thy name will be Abraham and Sarai thy wife shall be called Sarah. And ye shall be circumcised in the flesh of thy foreskin"
Abraham was afraid and clutched his bits to him.
48. And the Lord spoke from a cloud: "And every man child and every man of your house shall be circumcised".
"O Lord" said Abraham "where are we going to put it all?"
"Fear not" said the Lord "they are biodegradable and there are many hungry dogs. And the uncircumcised shall be cursed and will go forth with it hanging down into the nettles."

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I'm pretty sure the biblical directive around circumcision had less to do with the word of Yahweh and more that the people who wrote the book were desert dwellers for whom water was far too precious for such frivolities as washing.

I've never been able to find an explanation for why it's so prevalent in the US, where W.H.O. estimate between 76% & 92% of American male babies have their polo neck sweater removed before leaving hospital. More have it done later as part of a religious ceremony, so it's overwhelmingly common. And yet, other than when it's done for medical reasons. hardly anyone, male or female, childrens' rights activists, parents or doctors seem interested in asking "why?"

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