BFTD Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 1 minute ago, jagfox99 said: Cocks aff Put down the knife, buddy. Friends don't let friends self-mutilate drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Cocks aff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 A girl I was 'intimate' with many years ago freaked the f**k out when she saw my uncircumsized chubber. She was American, not jewish though but had assumed all guys had their bananas peeled in their youth. Never saw her again after that night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Although I'm quite interested in this subject, I don't feel as though I need to be included in the loop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Circumcision was that the game were you pressed the bubble with the dice in or was that frustration? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: A girl I was 'intimate' with many years ago freaked the f**k out when she saw my uncircumsized chubber. She was American, not jewish though but had assumed all guys had their bananas peeled in their youth. Never saw her again after that night That seems surprisingly common with American women. Bit of an unconscious admission that they've had a lot of cock, IMO - you'd hardly freak out about one looking slightly different if you'd only seen a couple. Possibly not the best thing to say at the time, right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Apparently they used to do it to male babies as a matter of routine in this country- my old man was circumcised and as far as I know he wasn't Jewish... my life. Now, the Big J was Jewish and thus apparently underwent the traditional ritual. So when he ascended to heaven, guess which bit was left behind? Yup, you guessed it. There is a church in Italy called the Church of the Holy Foreskin and the relic contained therein was venerated in the Middle Ages. I saw a Channel 4 documentary on this a few years ago and the RC Church aren't particularly keen on discussing it these days for some reason.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: Apparently they used to do it to male babies as a matter of routine in this country- my old man was circumcised and as far as I know he wasn't Jewish... my life. Now, the Big J was Jewish and thus apparently underwent the traditional ritual. So when he ascended to heaven, guess which bit was left behind? Yup, you guessed it. There is a church in Italy called the Church of the Holy Foreskin and the relic contained therein was venerated in the Middle Ages. I saw a Channel 4 documentary on this a few years ago and the RC Church aren't particularly keen on discussing it these days for some reason.... You've missed out a Robert the Bruce story somewhere along the line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Just now, Zen Archer said: You've missed out a Robert the Bruce story somewhere along the line. If we had that particular Holy Relic, given to us by the Knights Templar, it would make a good Scottish Emblem. For example, our national football team could wear it proudly on their jerseys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: If we had that particular Holy Relic, given to us by the Knights Templar, it would make a good Scottish Emblem. For example, our national football team could wear it proudly on their jerseys. ^^^^^missed the point. 'If at first you don't succeed........................................' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: ^^^^^missed the point. 'If at first you don't succeed........................................' a bad circumcisionist would also miss the point....! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I'm never quite sure whether the impressed noise a lady makes on first sighting is the fact that I am circumcised or the fact I have an enormous cock. Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I vaguely remember QI mentioning the Holy Foreskin thing. IIRC, they believe that Jesus left his foreskin behind on Saturn as he ascended to heaven, which explains the rings we see today. Seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 13 hours ago, throbber said: I meant to say jeans there No you didn't. She dresses you like Wee Jimmy Krankie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 No you didn't. She dresses you like Wee Jimmy Krankie. I'm finding it quite hard to got into my jeans just now, I think they have shrunk over the past year is so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm finding it quite hard to got into my jeans just now, I think they have shrunk over the past year is so. I've been on a booze and pizza bender for a few weeks and have grown a wee bit of a spare tyre. On a health kick as of today. I don't have a foreskin. Juts PM me if you want a cock pic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I've been on a booze and pizza bender for a few weeks and have grown a wee bit of a spare tyre. On a health kick as of today. I don't have a foreskin. Juts PM me if you want a cock pic. I will start a health kick in a few weeks but I have been slogging it out a bit at uni and drinking red bull and what ever foods are most convenient so I have obviously grown a bit fat too. Not as fat as I was a year ago so I'm counting that as a bonus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wrong account, m8. This is P&B, not "Update your Grindr Profile". Oh balls. Just realised I've been having an in-depth discussion about the Championship relegation battled with BIGCOK999 and LongDongSilver62. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Shandon likes going out cottaging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Shandon likes going out cottaging. You're the one who hangs about the Water of Leith in your skanky grey jogging trousers. Flasher/sex pest behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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