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Romeo is quite a beastly name imo.
Thank you.


In Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet', Juliet was only 13 whilst Romeo was between 18-21.

So you'd be right.
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I think it's about time Dundee fans started talking in poems again. That was a fun time on P&B. I'll get us started.

It's now Sunday Morning,
Where the weeks almost ceased,
Against 'Romeo's Celtic;
Named after a beast.

We accept we'll get slaughtered,
Of this we all knew,
So f**k your poor hygene,
And your lack of shampoo.

When this game is over,
We'll still be better than ye'
Because we saved our club twice;
We're Dundee FC.

ETA: For those of you that doubted Billy Steels pre-match premonition, I just want to throw out an extra special verse of 'f**k you'.

Billy Steel never lies, even from beyond the grave; a'bdy kens that. If you look at the team line-ups you'll see that 'hate returneth'. I fear for our lives.

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f**k all the Henmans, avoiders of Lynx,

Strangers to Right Guard those thick weegie minks,

Wearers of shellsuits tucked into their socks,

The smell of stale fromage emits from their cocks,

Their sense of self worth is derived from their team, 

While at home they dwell in a poor council scheme,

What's got 100 legs and 3 teeth I ask you?

50 Celtic fans stood in a methadone queue.

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f**k all the Henmans, avoiders of Lynx,
Strangers to Right Guard those thick weegie minks,
Wearers of shellsuits tucked into their socks,
The smell of stale fromage emits from their cocks,
Their sense of self worth is derived from their team, 
While at home they dwell in a poor council scheme,
What's got 100 legs and 3 teeth I ask you?
50 Celtic fans stood in a methadone queue.


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