The Grass Is Greener. Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 People who go solo clubbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 People who search for solo clubbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Single men who live along and have a snake, a lizard or any other reptile as a pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 Single men who live along and have a snake, a lizard or any other reptile as a pet. Bang on. The classic example being the Crossbow Cannibal guy in Bradford, who used to walk his lizard around the red light district in a lead. Just put everyone who does that in prison for life, you'll cut noncing by half at a stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Anyone who changes their name without very good cause in OFTW. I base this on my mum's friend's very creepy son and daughter who both changed their forename and surname shortly before they "shared a flat" together. I am certain that was a house of utter depravity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Single men who live along and have a snake, a lizard or any other reptile as a pet. "live along" what? Life? It probably seems longer, as the only thing they have to speak to/ignore is a snake/lizard/other reptile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Multiple personality plumbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Men who wear jeans without a belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Eating cold toast, or wearing loafers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Owning a half and half scarf. See also full kit wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, philpy said: Eating cold toast, or wearing loafers. Rolling around a pish and beer stained pub floor for a jar of coppers. Back in your box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 22 minutes ago, philpy said: Eating cold toast, or wearing loafers. Playing pool with a tedi you met at a bus stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Child molesters would start threads on children.... People that start threads on OFTW are by that definition, OFTW.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Pint Sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: Anyone who claps when a plane lands safely, with at least one functioning engine. I should go on this list possibly because I joined in with a bit of clapping at the end of Trainspotting 2 when it finished. A few people in the cinema gave a couple of nervous wee claps as the credits rolled and I felt like the film was good enough to add my hand slapping to it. As the lights came up I noticed my girlfriend giving me a look of disgust that mirrors the one I give her every Saturday when she says "Is there any football on today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 People who live in bins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: I should go on this list possibly because I joined in with a bit of clapping at the end of Trainspotting 2 when it finished. A few people in the cinema gave a couple of nervous wee claps as the credits rolled and I felt like the film was good enough to add my hand slapping to it. As the lights came up I noticed my girlfriend giving me a look of disgust that mirrors the one I give her every Saturday when she says "Is there any football on today?" I disagree. It's fine to clap a film you appreciate even though the director and cast aren't there to hear it. Clapping a pilot landing a nearly automated plane is worse than cheering a taxi driver for getting you home unless he's really, really pished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 New P&B accounts with Scotland as their team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: People who live in bins. The boy's not even cold FFS. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_the_Binns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, philpy said: Eating cold toast, or wearing loafers. I make no apologies for not wearing Reebok pump or whatever the yoot wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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