ICTChris Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 It's been touched on P&B before but what do you think makes someone One For The Watching? I'll start by nominating - Grown men who reply to newsreaders and weathergirls on Twitter with "looking great Kay x" or stuff like that. Very much OFTW - Anyone with more than three cats or dogs, unless they are some sort of farmer or dog/cat breeder or live in a particularly mice prone area. - People who don't wear casual clothes on dress down Friday. Put a t-shirt on you fucking fruitcake. Please nominate those who you think makes someone One For The Watching (OFTW). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 People who work while at work instead of spending half the day reading and posting shite on the internet. Definitely FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I've said this before on here, but people who dress like this: Extra FTW points if it's a short sleeved shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 People who get worked up about dots on an anonymous website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 This thread should go well. Edit. Having just put Sky Sports News on I can state people who hang about outside a football stadium on a monday morning with a club shirt and hat etc on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 People who live around Falkirk, Stenhousemuir etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Folk who (on dodgy threads) start a post with - 'I had a friend who...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 People, usually men, who spend an inordinate amount of time cleaning their car/ white van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 minute ago, monkeyblair said: Folk who (on dodgy threads) start a post with - 'I had a friend who...' My mate was shagging this transgender prostitute when they were high on cocaine and poppers in Amsterdam, he said it was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Just now, ICTChris said: My mate was shagging this transgender prostitute when they were high on cocaine and poppers in Amsterdam, he said it was great. What were your friend's thoughts on the matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 Just now, jagfox99 said: What were your friend's thoughts on the matter? He was watching and filming it. I was doing the tour of Anne Frank's house that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: He was watching and filming it. I was doing the tour of Anne Frank's house that day. Will your friend have an Anne Frank when watching the footage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Will your friend have an Anne Frank when watching the footage? I surmise the footage will be muted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 I think people that live in Switzerland are borderline OFTWs. How much Nazi gold do you get when you move there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Golfers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Just now, ICTChris said: I think people that live in Switzerland are borderline OFTWs. How much Nazi gold do you get when you move there? I'm not going to disagree with you. I got none, but my missus has 10 grams of gold that were given to her by the kanton when she was born. Not much, but something to get your teeth into..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I would imagine that paedophiles and serial killers are OFTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 People who hide in the corner of fast food restaurants and secretly photograph young boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I would imagine that paedophiles and serial killers are OFTW. You'd hope that incarceration would mean that there are numerous qualified professionals to watch them at all times, kind of excluding them from this list. 4 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: People who hide in the corner of fast food restaurants and secretly photograph young boys. A solid choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Grown men who shine their smartphone torches at football matches, especially if the floodlights have failed. Horrendous, VL-type patter. Definite OFTW behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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