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One For The Watching

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It's been touched on P&B before but what do you think makes someone One For The Watching?

I'll start by nominating

- Grown men who reply to newsreaders and weathergirls on Twitter with "looking great Kay x" or stuff like that.  Very much OFTW

- Anyone with more than three cats or dogs, unless they are some sort of farmer or dog/cat breeder or live in a particularly mice prone area.

- People who don't wear casual clothes on dress down Friday.  Put a t-shirt on you fucking fruitcake.

Please nominate those who you think makes someone One For The Watching (OFTW).

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People who work while at work instead of spending half the day reading and posting shite on the internet. Definitely FTW.

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This thread should go well.

 

 

 

Edit. Having just put Sky Sports News on I can state people who hang about outside a football stadium on a monday morning with a club shirt and hat etc on.

Edited by Flybhoy

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People, usually men, who spend an inordinate amount of time cleaning their car/ white van.

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1 minute ago, monkeyblair said:

Folk who (on dodgy threads) start a post with - 'I had a friend who...'

My mate was shagging this transgender prostitute when they were high on cocaine and poppers in Amsterdam, he said it was great.

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Just now, ICTChris said:

My mate was shagging this transgender prostitute when they were high on cocaine and poppers in Amsterdam, he said it was great.

What were your friend's thoughts on the matter?

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Just now, jagfox99 said:

What were your friend's thoughts on the matter?

He was watching and filming it.

I was doing the tour of Anne Frank's house that day.

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1 minute ago, ICTChris said:

He was watching and filming it.

I was doing the tour of Anne Frank's house that day.

Will your friend have an Anne Frank when watching the footage?

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5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Will your friend have an Anne Frank when watching the footage?

I surmise the footage will be muted.

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Just now, ICTChris said:

I think people that live in Switzerland are borderline OFTWs.  How much Nazi gold do you get when you move there?

I'm not going to disagree with you. I got none, but my missus has 10 grams of gold that were given to her by the kanton when she was born. Not much, but something to get your teeth into.....

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4 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

I would imagine that paedophiles and serial killers are OFTW.

You'd hope that incarceration would mean that there are numerous qualified professionals to watch them at all times, kind of excluding them from this list.

4 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said:

People who hide in the corner of fast food restaurants and secretly photograph young boys. 

A solid choice.  

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Grown men who shine their smartphone torches at football matches, especially if the floodlights have failed. Horrendous, VL-type patter. Definite OFTW behaviour.

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