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1 minute ago, Rod said:

Circa 2002 at Motherwell:
We've got Faddy,
We've got Dubo,
David Murrays shite at judo

Reminds me of the Aberdeen fans who were singing "David Murry ye canne dae this" while dancing. Did they not get banned? 

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Rangers died, the pars survived.

Rovers live on the shite side of Fife, de do de do de do de do (to the tune of bright side of life)

 

Worst

Enough, enough six fingers up her chuff. 

No idea why this was sung for years, why six fingers? Very odd.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

Reminds me of the Aberdeen fans who were singing "David Murry ye canne dae this" while dancing. Did they not get banned? 

There was also a terrible incident during our traditional lock-in at Ibrox. When the home sections were nearly cleared, there was an old *** on crutches struggling up the steps - accompanied by a chorus of "you're just a shite David Murray". Utterly shamelol.

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There's a youngish fan at every pars game that comes up with some random beauties and weird stuff. Think his name is Jabba.

When we played Airdrie they had a Cowden player on loan Lewis Coult. He slagged us off on twitter a few weeks before.

quiet spell in the game and he appears down the touch line with the other subs to warm up, "looooooooissss" "looooooooissss" he looks across "your granny got bullied at the bingo" 

The other subs started laughing at him.

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Enoch's got a massive cock, Enoch, Enoch,

he tucks it in his football sock, Enoch, Enoch,

he shagged a girl and now she's dead, he swings his cock around his head,

Enoch Showunmi, Falkirk's goal machine (not)

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1 hour ago, German Jag said:

Clubs that sing YNWA:-

Celtic

Liverpool

Borussia Dortmund

Eintracht Braunschweig

 

A common theme, all cünts.

 

FC Mainz also sing it, but fairly indifferent to them.

Feyenoord also sing it and are also complete cünts.

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30 minutes ago, Milnzo said:

There was also a terrible incident during our traditional lock-in at Ibrox. When the home sections were nearly cleared, there was an old *** on crutches struggling up the steps - accompanied by a chorus of "you're just a shite David Murray". Utterly shamelol.

This is the ban, I was getting mixed up after it being 9 years ago.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/schoolboy-fan-banned-from-aberdeen-matches-999295

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Not necessarily the best chant but the one that got the most reaction from opposition fans that I can remember:

Dundee fans singing at Dens on Sunday to the Rangers fans:

"We saved our club twice, we saved our club twice, Dundee FC we saved our club twice".  Immediately followed by "You let your club die, you let your club die, Glasgow Rangers you let your club die".  

 

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What's the fucking point?

What's the fucking poiiiiiint?

What's the fucking point, what's the fucking point, what's the fucking poiiiiint?

Worst

...Barcelona, Real Madrid, who the f**k ye trying tae kid...

 

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