Ross. Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-38934738 Quote Cocaine valued at up to £50m has been washed up on beaches in Norfolk, the National Crime Agency says. About 360kg (793lbs) of cocaine that has washed up on Hopton beach, near Great Yarmouth and a beach near Caister. A member of the public contacted Norfolk Police having discovered a number of holdalls on Hopton Beach. Have any P&B users ever unwittingly blown a massive drugs deal while walking on the beach? How many holdalls would you pilfer before reporting the rest? How many kg are the police holding back and how good will this years Policemans ball be? Over to you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The police should raffle it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I'd bury/hide it nearby keeping a kilo or so for samples, leave it a month before collecting it. Meanwhile I'd learn about the dark Web and see if there was anyway of selling the whole lot in one go, anonymously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Garry O'Connor's weight in cocaine IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I'd be dead within a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: I'd be dead within a month. Queen of the South badges on the cocaine packaging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Cooncil or prop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 This has got Danny Boyle's fingerprints written all over it! Fresh from the successful follow up to Trainspotting, a modern day version of Whisky Galore! Can't wait to hear the Hollywood version of a Norfolk accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Ross. said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-38934738 Have any P&B users ever unwittingly blown a massive drugs deal while walking on the beach? Norfolking chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I'm not a detective but looking for someone who recently bought 10 North Face bags could be a good start. The police say they don't think Norfolk was the intended destination. If pccabe was still with us he would probably confirm this is police speak for "we know who is behind it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 When I used to sniff Tomkinson's Revenge, I'm sure it was about fifty quid a gram. Whoever reported this is very stupid. Would never have had to have a proper job again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 When I used to sniff Tomkinson's Revenge, I'm sure it was about fifty quid a gram. Whoever reported this is very stupid. Would never have had to have a proper job again. My mate tells me a gram can range from £40-£100. Depends on quality, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 You'd think it would get all damp, being on a beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Cheers. Worth knowing.Off to the seaside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Whoever reported this is very stupid. Would never have had to have a proper job again. This. Absolutely this. You would only need to shift a dozen or so bags a week of Don Johnson's dandruff to make it worthwhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 1 hour ago, dee_62 said: This has got Danny Boyle's fingerprints written all over it! Fresh from the successful follow up to Trainspotting, a modern day version of Whisky Galore! Can't wait to hear the Hollywood version of a Norfolk accent. Look out for Coogan's "As high as a Partridge". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 19 minutes ago, (._.) said: Can folk stop using 'nicknames' for Cocaine, please. Quite right Charles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I'd probably still make a loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 37 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said: This. Absolutely this. You would only need to shift a dozen or so bags a week of Don Johnson's dandruff to make it worthwhile. And hope that the rightful owners didn't get to hear about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 29 minutes ago, welshbairn said: And hope that the rightful owners didn't get to hear about it. Hence the avoidance of wholesale. You'd probably need to cut the hell out of it as well, decent stuff would attract some unwanted attention. I'm giving this too much thought. The important thing here is that some dogwalking, retired, Points of View contributing shitbag just passed up the chance to coin it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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