Pearbuyerbell Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 ....basic household invention. Rather heated discussion tonight down at Eric's house. Instigated as normal by his mother who's a bit simple, but doesn't realise it. Makes it more frustrating for all guests. Ended up with Eric and my son going into a fist fight which Eric won easily with some excellent boxing. I videoed it - if you follow me on twitter I'll post it later. He's a cracking counter-puncher. I should credit the staff at Perthshire Royal, and of course the SNP government for the brilliant treatment my son was given. It's looking likely he'll be out by Easter - which is great. Eric's mum suggested oven gloves. I went for the Pizza slicer. Eric went for Baby wipes as he has a 1.4 Corsa with poor dust clearance. My Son went for NHS provision. Without the moronic - Ice cream or bread maker type suggestion. What is quite simply the greatest basic household invention ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Anyone not using scissors to slice their pizza really doesn`t deserve cleanly cut slices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Sliced bread. The bench mark to which everything great is measured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted January 31, 2017 Author Share Posted January 31, 2017 5 hours ago, Cerberus said: Sliced bread. The bench mark to which everything great is measured. That's an idiom. Not a de fecto benchmark. A bread slicer isn't really a household tool. I don't know anyone who possesses one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 5 hours ago, Cerberus said: Sliced bread. The bench mark to which everything great is measured. Ah but what was the greatest invention before sliced bread was invented? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I shudder to recall the dark days before I had a power shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 19 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: I shudder to recall the dark days before I had a power shower So do we. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 6 hours ago, Septentrional Wasp said: Anyone not using scissors to slice their pizza really doesn`t deserve cleanly cut slices. WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Spice Carousel or the Nutri Bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 The nuclear-powered vacuum cleaner. I'd be tearing my hair out without it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Dishwasher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I have an integrated slim line dishwasher and its just fab, i can hear it purring away just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 6 hours ago, Septentrional Wasp said: Anyone not using scissors to slice their pizza really doesn`t deserve cleanly cut slices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Hitachi massager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Why is the humble vibrating dildo not on this list. It has the power to do what no man can do. Keep a woman happy all of the time. And if a woman is happy, it means less grief for the men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, I'm Brian said: Why is the humble vibrating dildo not on this list. It has the power to do what no man can do. Keep a woman happy all of the time. And if a woman is happy, it means less grief for the men. Along the same lines, the gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 The Internet CD(s) I received from Connie from AOL. WIthout them, I wouldn't be able to talk to you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Dildotron 5000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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