pleslie99 Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 A group of boys I used to drink with in first year were pals with a lot of rugby boys. A big group of them came back from some 'initiation' night out which involved 2 of them having to wrestle naked and one of them got a cucumber shoved up his arse.It's a well known fact that the rugby banter lad types are amongst the worst human beings in the world. What is it about posh boys that brings out homosexual behaviour! If one of my mates at football tried to 'initiate' me by sticking a cucumber up my arse I'd end him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, pleslie99 said: What is it about posh boys that brings out homosexual behaviour! If one of my mates at football tried to 'initiate' me by sticking a cucumber up my arse I'd end him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 My mates told me a great story of this young guy they bumped into on a night out who asked if he could have a pound, 1 pound, (think it was for a Maccy D's cheeseburger) if he pissed in his own mouth. Mates said okay and watched as the guy got his banger out and attenpted to piss in his mouth. As you can imagine, he pissed all over himself. After he was done he asked if he could get his pound prize. Mates said no because he didn't get any of it in his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 49 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: My mates told me a great story of this young guy they bumped into on a night out who asked if he could have a pound, 1 pound, (think it was for a Maccy D's cheeseburger) if he pissed in his own mouth. Mates said okay and watched as the guy got his banger out and attenpted to piss in his mouth. As you can imagine, he pissed all over himself. After he was done he asked if he could get his pound prize. Mates said no because he didn't get any of it in his mouth. He probably meant to piss in his own mouth after he'd eaten the cheeseburger, to take the taste away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 10 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: I felt disgusting shitting in the toilets of a nightclub tbh, despise doing it in busy places. Paid the "attendent" about £20 to spray my arse with aftershave. Are you remembering to take your trousers down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: I'm not eating a thing today. That's grim. One house fire too many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 A guy got death threats because someone paid him twenty quid to piss in his mouth? Aye a bit OTT to be fair. Guy never paid him his pals did though as a dare. It might actually have been £80. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 My mates told me a great story of this young guy they bumped into on a night out who asked if he could have a pound, 1 pound, (think it was for a Maccy D's cheeseburger) if he pissed in his own mouth. Mates said okay and watched as the guy got his banger out and attenpted to piss in his mouth. As you can imagine, he pissed all over himself.After he was done he asked if he could get his pound prize. Mates said no because he didn't get any of it in his mouth. That is fucking harrowing if true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Someone needs to do this at Pittodrie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 That is fucking harrowing if true. Calm down, he was a drunk studenty type - not a down on his luck bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Anybody posted, "I set up a troll account to get attention by implying correlation between rape and religion/race"? Fair do's. Not even DA Baracus would admit to that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 I have inadvertently tasted my own semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbone stag Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 On 1/23/2017 at 19:59, Bobby Skidmarks said: Are you turning into the new SJC? He's such a bullshitter. Some of the stuff he comes out with is just ludicrous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 3 hours ago, gavin_3110 said: I have inadvertently tasted my own semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Taking this in a slightly different direction. Some aspects of Chinese cuisine that you won't find on the menu of your local cairry oot takes a lot of getting used to when you are in China and trying to fit in with the locals. That really is pretty standard fair tbh. You can even buy them in packets in any convenience store. As HK Blues said, no different than eating any other part of the chicken and if cooked right, very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Tight John McVeigh is a tit said: That really is pretty standard fair tbh. You can even buy them in packets in any convenience store. As HK Blues said, no different than eating any other part of the chicken and if cooked right, very nice. I tried a can of a fizzy bird's nest drink when I was in Hong Kong. Surprisingly, it was absolutely minging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 I work with a lot of Submariners and some their stories are horrific. I suppose you get pretty bored in a tin can under the sea for 2-3 months. One in particular I remember is an initiation where the new crew member had to stick a bottle of tomato ketchup up his arse (open) and do a hand stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 I work with a lot of Submariners and some their stories are horrific. I suppose you get pretty bored in a tin can under the sea for 2-3 months. One in particular I remember is an initiation where the new crew member had to stick a bottle of tomato ketchup up his arse (open) and do a hand stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 If our brave boys want to let off steam by sodomizing each other with household objects, eating urinal disinfectant cakes and drinking each others' shite I, for one, think that's a small price to pay for the peace of mind they provide in protecting our liberty and policing the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 9 hours ago, tbone stag said: He's such a bullshitter. Some of the stuff he comes out with is just ludicrous. Sorry but I don't have the imagination to make up anything vaguely worthy. I had a fairly hedonistic time in my younger days. I tried to keep it up in my old age but it just becomes pathetic. These days I'm an old tit who is a gym bore and listens to podcasts and audiobooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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