weemac Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Take me out - Prime time show hosted by the housewives favourite Keith Lasley which features a group of 15 legendary hatchet men including walter kidd, neil simpson and graeme souness.Each week a young and naive youngster tries to impress them with various and largely unimpressive feats.Keith hysterically shouts no likey, no lighty, (a weak pun due to him being a qualified electrician) and eventually it is whittled down to three hardmen left who the youngster has to choose to face.At this point they are taken away to a mysterious island which we all recognise as millport but in a tribute to a legendary ibrox hardman is called the "I love Fernando" where the youngster has to survive for a few days while the pyschotic ex player tries various methods to maim the wet behind the ears whippersnapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftk Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I think a Saturday / Sunday night 7pm live tv fixture would be attractive to the tv networks. Wouldn't be up against any English games. Beats watching xfactor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Saturday Kitchen Live - Kirk Broadfoot, Kris Boyd, Barry Ferguson and others treat viewers to how footballers fuel up for a big game. QI - fans discuss whether or not the pie stand is busy Silent Witness - Statement from the SFA confirming that there was no sectarian singing at any ground at the weekend. Tipping Point - an analysis of how much contact is required before Peter Pawlett will fall over looking for a penalty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Heir HUNters: John 'Bomber' Brown presents a programme on finding heirs to former estates. The programme does not go past it's pilot episode as John goes off Cue shouting 'Wheres Ra Deeds!' intermittently before demanding a soon to be heir to change his name to his estranged great Auntie for continuity purposes. The now one off show ends even more bizzarely with Bomber sobbing in a corner repeating 'We Are The People'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 The Last Leg - Neil Simpson spends an hour each week trying to recreate that tackle on Ian Durrant at an empty Pittodrie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 An hour of constructing walls from increasingly stronger material, before seeing if Lee Clark can boot a hole in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Just the two of us - John Brown and Donald Findlay are joined by various ex Rangers players to sing their favourite songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Unforgotten - Billy McNeil discusses one of the numerous refereeing miscarriages of justice against Celtic in various matches over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmc Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 90% of these would be an improvement on the pish that actually is on the telly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Fight Club - Ex-Dundee Utd Supremo, Jim McLean and BBC Reporter, John Barnes DO NOT TALK ABOUT their infamous post match tunnel bust up at Tannadice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Rita, Sue and Boab too - Former Rangers, Motherwell and Dundee footballer, Bob Malcolm plays extra time with a couple of jailbait Cumbernauld howlers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foransbeard Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Splash- Tom Daley spends Saturday evenings teaching professional footballers how to perfect thier diving skills.Episode 1 with none other than Peter Pawlett who ends up teaching Tom a thing or 2 about diving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here - Fly on the wall documentary following Joseph Barton as he attempts to promote his autobiography in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Dwarf_Posse Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Call My Bluff - Alistair McCoist demands to know who is on a special panel knowing fine well who is on the panel as he met them earlier in the week but wanted to stoke Zombie FC supporters in to threats against them to get favourable outcome for Zombie FC. The bluff was never called by anyone in the media. Next week's guest is Sir David Murray and his incredible legacy to Scottish Football. 'Will Jim Traynor, Keith Jackson or Chick Young be able to.....CALL HIS BLUFF!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Only Fools & Horses: Fly on the wall documentary of Rangers fans at the 2016 Scottish Cup Final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesnowman Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 The Hunger games - Documentary following the Kilmarnock recruitment process. Hell Academy - Hell Kitchen spin off where fans can apply to become a footballer, players get berated byJim Jeffries and BIlly Brown and the winner gets a contract at some club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagyar Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Gardeners World. Hosted by Ally McCoist telling you how to rake out £850,000 per year out of a weed infested football club and how far to dig to find those pesky EBT' s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Who Do You Think You Are? Genealogy programme looks at the life story of a Glasgow football club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Doctor Who: A profile of an enigmatic Celtic manager.The Benny Hill Tribute Show: Neil Doncaster remembers the late, great comedian's Chinaman character, the phrase "What the bloody hell you talking 'bout" and lots of jolly japes. SFA and SPFL will pay their tribute to Hill's Angels, a bunch of barely disguised tits who always manage to get left behind in the chase.Mastermind: with Derek Ferguson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 The Constant Gardener: Jimmy Calderwood ruminates on how he has unable to get a job since 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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