The Scruffy Pidgeon Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Coming soon to The Maltings.... A comical tale of small town politics and how a few inflated ego's and well meaning, though small minded, local idiots cause the demise of their towns sporting institution through their misguided belief that they are capable of a running a successful football club despite their Fuhrer being reponsible for the recent death of another. Starring:- Colin... a wet lettuce... self important yet boring, bearded, busibody with a deluded view that everyone else is interested in his sad pathetic life. Once wrote ironically about a local sports club being "Gone but not forgotten"... is history, having repeated itself recently in a nearby Dinging town, about to do so again? Stuart... a bell ringer. Polly... a jabbering parrot. Natalia Kinsky... an Eastern European glamour model. Dave... a chef. Rainbow... a jabbering parrot. The Claw... a Harpy Eagle.... harps on relentlessly and frequntly goes away allowing the parrots to jabber. John... a bell ringer A group of very important people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 What the f**k is this mess of a thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 44 minutes ago, The Scruffy Pidgeon said: Coming soon to The Maltings.... A comical tale of small town politics and how a few inflated ego's and well meaning, though small minded, local idiots cause the demise of their towns sporting institution through their misguided belief that they are capable of a running a successful football club despite their Fuhrer being reponsible for the recent death of another. Starring:- Colin... a wet lettuce... self important yet boring, bearded, busibody with a deluded view that everyone else is interested in his sad pathetic life. Once wrote ironically about a local sports club being "Gone but not forgotten"... is history, having repeated itself recently in a nearby Dinging town, about to do so again? Stuart... a bell ringer. Polly... a jabbering parrot. Natalia Kinsky... an Eastern European glamour model. Dave... a chef. Rainbow... a jabbering parrot. The Claw... a Harpy Eagle.... harps on relentlessly and frequntly goes away allowing the parrots to jabber. John... a bell ringer A group of very important people. you know the rules- pics or gee tee eff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eye Valley Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 19 minutes ago, JakeSAFC said: What the f**k is this mess of a thread? Power struggle issues at BRFC I believe. Cryptic as feck.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feet Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Once wrote ironically about a local sports club being "Gone but not forgotten" Just googled this. Fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Power struggle issues at BRFC I believe. Cryptic as feck.. Not half. I gave up trying to decipher the word salad about 3 sentences in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie36nilhello Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 40 minutes ago, JakeSAFC said: What the f**k is this mess of a thread? Must be something in the water down Berwick way... the looming relegation has them all turning into seething collective meltdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feet Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Must be something in the water down Berwick way I'm about 2 hours away. Try again tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie36nilhello Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, berwick-the-unbeatable said: Not half. I gave up trying to decipher the word salad about 3 sentences in. It makes more sense than your self professed meltdowns, errr I mean intelligent wind ups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie36nilhello Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, Yellow Feet said: I'm about 2 hours away. Try again tits. Can you put that into a illegible language please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feet Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Can you put that into a illegible language please? Yes. I've said you're factually incorrect about something being in the water, as due to living two hours from the town I haven't drank any.I then proceeded to call you fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie36nilhello Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, Yellow Feet said: Yes. I've said you're factually incorrect about something being in the water, as due to living two hours from the town I haven't drank any. I then proceeded to call you fat. Sorry to disappoint you, I am not fat... so what is your excuse for your meltdowns? Does relegation really bother you and other Berwick fans so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feet Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Sorry to disappoint you, I am not fat Pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feet Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Does relegation really bother you and other Berwick fans Probably less racists in the Lowland League forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feet Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Just googled this. Fucking hilarious. Amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie36nilhello Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Yellow Feet said: Probably less racists in the Lowland League forum Well you will find out soon enough... do you have issues regarding people of above average weight? You accused that 10 year old of being overweight, now me. I hope you get help with your obsession Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feet Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 You accused that 10 year old of being overweight Wouldn't say accused is the right word there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie36nilhello Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, Yellow Feet said: Wouldn't say accused is the right word there What is the right word then? I see you found it "fucking hilarious" that Duns FC grandstand is burnt down... why would anyone in their right mind think that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feet Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 What is the right word then? Highlighted? Stated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZMO Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 ?????????????????????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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