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If Queenie dies soon will we all get a lazy day?


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12 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Maybe he'll die first.

I fucking hope so. Stealing a no doubt lucrative living from taxpayers by reporting on a new baby or the size of the fishbone caught in the Queen Mother's (RIP) throat - the parasite's parasite.

I won't lie, I'm massively jealous. There can't be a cushier job anywhere.

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1 minute ago, RadgerTheBadger said:

Thankfully she's older than 90. That means the grief junkies can't ram a minutes applause on the xx minute down our necks

Very few matches last for 90 minutes nowadays...

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Can't wait for all the Facebook statuses and the faux grief at work.

I know if it's during the night then it'll be announced at 8AM the next morning, but what would happen if it is announced midday? Would business be expected to close with immediate effect or what?

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40 minutes ago, Fullerene said:

When the queen dies - "God Save the Queen" will become "God Save the King".

I think it would take at least 3 days off to rehearse that - even if you have no intention of ever singing it.

A good enough excuse for The Sex Pistols to reform for one last song. If the BBC ban it, it will be huge.

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1 hour ago, RadgerTheBadger said:

No comedy programs on the BBC till after funeral according to the metro

As I stated in another thread, they cut off Steptoe and Son midway through when the old queen mum died. Twas my favourite episode as well. Cnuts!

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