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A best selling book.  
His own radio show. 
Political leader of his nation.  

How do you compare Loondave ?   

 

The book was about failure, the radio show is hardly big enough to hold his ego, he is not the the leader of any nation, don't think Loondave claims to have any of the above
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1 minute ago, Isthatyou said:


The book was about failure, the radio show is hardly big enough to hold his ego, he is not the the leader of any nation, don't think Loondave claims to have any of the above

That's because Loondave is a normal bloke.  Alexander Elliot Anderson Salmond is simply the greatest ever Scot.   An absolute winner.  

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Just now, Isthatyou said:


A failure cannot be the greatest scot, surely you will rethink this and delete

He's the biggest winner I've seen.   

Takes a diddy party to the only show in town
Wins referendum campaign (+15 opinion points) 
Selling out a hotel to selling out the hydro.  


All hail the King.  King Alexander the great. 

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52 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said:

 


You're a Scottish failure.

Definitely not his fault Scottish people are shitebag losers.

If anything he's went right against the mould of your typical Scottish failure.

 

Time you moved to your beloved Southern Ireland mate!

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2 minutes ago, Pearbuyerbell said:

He's the biggest winner I've seen.   

Takes a diddy party to the only show in town
Wins referendum campaign (+15 opinion points) 
Selling out a hotel to selling out the hydro.  


All hail the King.  King Alexander the great. 

But fucked up the BIG one. Failure!

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Just now, WFAANW said:

"f**k Bobby Sands, he's deid"

Rangers are more deid though imo.

I think that video is brilliant.  I must have watched it 10 times.  

I like how the nutter left starts singing "I love you baby" for absolutely no reason.   

Dude in the England top talking about going to Wales is equally funny, and how the UK couldn't survive with a £20 million drop in revenue.  

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