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1 hour ago, GordonS said:

Alpha male guys like Trump don't pretend to be ill. They brag about how they're never ill and it's only weak people who experience normal human illnesses. Trump is many things but he's not nearly sleekit enough to make himself look weak in order to... d'ye know, I'm not even sure what. His upside to this doesn't beat his downside. For half the remaining campaign he's going to be invisible just when he needs to by hugely active in order to turn round a huge poll deficit. 

Best outcome is he needs a ventilator and ends up with long Covid, remaining ill through to the election, but not so ill that he has to drop out of the race.

Biden needs to get filmed jogging, pausing to express his sympathies to camera before carrying on.

Oh but they do.  Man flu is a uniquely alpha male trait. They demand attention.  
 

But you may be on to something - he might use this to avoid the ignominy of defeat.  
 

He’s an absolute coward.  

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It would be awful if his heart pops from taking hydroxychloroquine like sweeties. 

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Pompeo quick to announce he's tested negative, shades of Alexander Haig when Reagan got shot.

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10 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

It would be awful if his heart pops from taking hydroxychloroquine like sweeties. 

Shades of Michael Jackson there.

 

In this case the shade is Satsuma Sunrise!

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16 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

It would be awful if his heart pops from taking hydroxychloroquine like sweeties. 

That’s going to be the upshot of this.  If he survives - fake illness or real - it’s going to be a pretendy drug what done it.

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Far be it from me to suggest anything salacious, but can it be a coincidence that the separate bedrooms couple Donald and Melania both seem to have caught it from the extremely attractive Hope Hicks?

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6 minutes ago, Arabdownunder said:

Lincoln on Netflix: Daniel Day-Lewis's Masterpiece is the Perfect Presidents'  Day Movie Prepare The World For Bad News” (#43) – . . . real nobody . . .

Either Daniel Day Lewis or Morgan Freeman for me

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Hope the c**t dies. Share the concern that this is fake though. 

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32 minutes ago, Arabdownunder said:

Probably Mark McGhee, Ian McCall or John Hughes.

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23 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Probably Mark McGhee, Ian McCall or John Hughes.

What's Stuart Baxter up to?

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49 minutes ago, dirty dingus said:

Lincoln on Netflix: Daniel Day-Lewis's Masterpiece is the Perfect Presidents'  Day Movie Prepare The World For Bad News” (#43) – . . . real nobody . . .

Either Daniel Day Lewis or Morgan Freeman for me

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1 hour ago, dirty dingus said:

Either Daniel Day Lewis or Morgan Freeman for me

Daniel would carry on what Trump's messing with, turning a 'cultural' war into a 'civil' one. It was all a bit more nuanced in Lincoln's day of course.

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Trump loves a nickname.  Crooked Hilary, Sleepy Joe etc.  So how about Toxic Trump or Coughing Don.  We’re being played here btw. He will recover in the sense that his memory will be affected and he will be unfit to stand any trial when Maxwell spills the beans about him and Epstein.

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