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3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Trump Media under investigation for money laundering.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/15/trump-media-investigated-possible-money-laundering

I make that potential criminal/civil lawsuit number 347.

They've definitely got him now™.

Always think the proper billionaires must pish themselves laughing when reading about the figures involved in Discount Bin Donnie's operations. "Oh no, we've got an illegal $8m, but can't afford to pay it back! What do we do?"

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The authorities may try to make this as smooth as possible, nonetheless he still needs to be fingerprinted and pose for mug shots.

I hope that alone will push him over the edge and give him an aneurysm.

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Unless there's actually a chance of following through with a conviction, the images of Trump being led away in handcuffs will do more for him than any amount of money he could chuck at his campaign. They better be serious otherwise this will be just another spectacular OG from his opponents.

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1 hour ago, Zetterlund said:

Unless there's actually a chance of following through with a conviction, the images of Trump being led away in handcuffs will do more for him than any amount of money he could chuck at his campaign. They better be serious otherwise this will be just another spectacular OG from his opponents.

He won’t be handcuffed.  But I agree a conviction is essential and I reckons there’s a good chance of that.

If his calls for protests lead to violence I reckon that will hurt him.

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Trump’s supporters took to social media to discuss launching violent protests or forming a protective barrier around the Mar-a-Lago estate in his defence, The Daily Beast reported. When one user on The Donald internet forum asked how they should respond if the police used helicopters to enter Trump’s club, others suggested the best type of rifle ammunition to take down low-flying aircraft.

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I'm starting to forget the details of this now, but why on Earth was he paying off porn stars anyway?

Normally people do that because they're concerned about their image, but this is a guy who cheerfully brags about getting away with sexual assault, and walks in to dressing rooms to watch teenage girls change. I'm not sure how he considers consensually banging an adult film actress to be somehow embarrassing by comparison.

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1 minute ago, Granny Danger said:

Trump’s supporters took to social media to discuss launching violent protests or forming a protective barrier around the Mar-a-Lago estate in his defence, The Daily Beast reported. When one user on The Donald internet forum asked how they should respond if the police used helicopters to enter Trump’s club, others suggested the best type of rifle ammunition to take down low-flying aircraft.

I'm immediately reminded of The Joker using psychiatric patients to form his criminal gang.

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46 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Trump’s supporters took to social media to discuss launching violent protests or forming a protective barrier around the Mar-a-Lago estate in his defence, The Daily Beast reported. When one user on The Donald internet forum asked how they should respond if the police used helicopters to enter Trump’s club, others suggested the best type of rifle ammunition to take down low-flying aircraft.

 

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1 hour ago, BTFD said:

I'm starting to forget the details of this now, but why on Earth was he paying off porn stars anyway?

Normally people do that because they're concerned about their image, but this is a guy who cheerfully brags about getting away with sexual assault, and walks in to dressing rooms to watch teenage girls change. I'm not sure how he considers consensually banging an adult film actress to be somehow embarrassing by comparison.

I think it was more about Melania finding out and he would miss out on his annual birthday hand job with a washing up glove.

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1 hour ago, Granny Danger said:

Trump’s supporters took to social media to discuss launching violent protests or forming a protective barrier around the Mar-a-Lago estate in his defence, The Daily Beast reported. When one user on The Donald internet forum asked how they should respond if the police used helicopters to enter Trump’s club, others suggested the best type of rifle ammunition to take down low-flying aircraft.

Get a sniper rifle and hit the rotor. The helicopter will go on fire and explode, job done. 

These Donald Trump forum people never played San Andreas, or they'd know this. 

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23 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

I think it was more about Melania finding out and he would miss out on his annual birthday hand job with a washing up glove.

"Your husband regularly assaults women, and barges into dressing rooms to ogle teens"
"Yes, that's how we met"
"He also visits prostitutes"
"Again, that's...uh..."
"He gave one of them a six-figure bonus out of embarrassment"
".........he gave her HOW MUCH OF MY INHERITANCE?!"

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7 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

Trump’s supporters took to social media to discuss launching violent protests or forming a protective barrier around the Mar-a-Lago estate in his defence, The Daily Beast reported. When one user on The Donald internet forum asked how they should respond if the police used helicopters to enter Trump’s club, others suggested the best type of rifle ammunition to take down low-flying aircraft.

These people are dangerous fucking idiots.

Whose bright idea was it to let these people own firearms?

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24 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

These people are dangerous fucking idiots.

Whose bright idea was it to let these people own firearms?

If the Democrats want to see more gun control brought in during their lifetimes, the best chance of achieving it would be to start encouraging their base to open-carry wherever possible. Maybe get organisations like the NAACP to organise absolutely massive discounts for their members.

Sure, there'd be even more retaliatory deaths and massacres, but it would suddenly become vitally important (again) to stop all of these Marxists and black...erm, I mean "threatening people"...from having the same access to firearms as proper Americans.

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