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15 minutes ago, Clown Job said:

She was the one who turned out used to be an escort? 

The escort claims have been debunked…however…

8 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:

Those are allegations. Her husband pleading guilty to getting his cock out at teenage girls in a bowling alley is a mattr of public record though. 
 

https://www.salon.com/2021/08/31/lauren-boeberts-husband-did-jail-time-for-lewd-exposure-in-a-bowling-alley-she-was-there/

…and she’s still nuttier than a fruitcake…

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/3559880-lauren-boeberts-gun-themed-restaurant-closes/

Yea, God told her to shut the restaurant…

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1 hour ago, carpetmonster said:

Those are allegations. Her husband pleading guilty to getting his cock out at teenage girls in a bowling alley is a mattr of public record though. 

https://www.salon.com/2021/08/31/lauren-boeberts-husband-did-jail-time-for-lewd-exposure-in-a-bowling-alley-she-was-there/

That's obviously not great, but him knocking her about while she may have been pregnant is even more abhorrent.

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3 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

Watching the speech, although I've no idea why, it's utter rambling shite. He was scheduled for 30 minutes, we're now at 65 with no signs of him stopping. CNN gave up after about 40 minutes and even Fox broke away for 10 minutes during him to have a couple of pundits on. 

Fox News cut away and you're still watching? Seek help man!

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20 minutes ago, EvilScotsman said:

Fox News cut away and you're still watching? Seek help man!

I had gotten that far and I really didn't want to give up, although I really did. I was following Seth Abramson's live tweets at that bit, and narrating it to a Discord server. My thoughts were as follows:

watching dickhead's announcement

[8:28 PM]

no idea why I'm doing this to myself

[8:28 PM]

it's just outright lies and weird drooling

[8:28 PM]

even CNN have already cut away

he's just managed to mispronounce 'Mexico'

[8:32 PM]

that's genuinely quite impressive, he pronounced it Mexic-AH

he's 10 minutes over time, and he still hasn't announced a single policy

[8:39 PM]

talking about how he calls Xi 'King'

[8:40 PM]

because he's President for life

[8:40 PM]

he's just rambling utter drivel

[8:40 PM]

this may actually help herschel walker

[8:41 PM]

i don't buy that he was being chaperoned by Graham and Cruz for those interviews, they were there to make him look like less of a c**t by comparison

[8:41 PM]

now he's off on something about Germany trying to hurt America and asking if anyone remembers Angela Merkel

[8:41 PM]

and now a really bad German accent

[8:42 PM]

Herschel looks like Einstein next to this arsewit

[8:42 PM]

Germany is watching us die and laughing as it happens, apparently

[8:43 PM]

now apparently you won't be able to get turkeys for thanksgiving

[8:43 PM]

he's just asked someone to sit down saying he feels guilty for them standing up

[8:44 PM]

i think the impression is that he was catching someone about to applaud him, i'm sure it was someone trying to escape

[8:44 PM]

now he's going to launch 'an all-out campaign to end our reliance on China'

so no more electronics or clothes or shoes I guess

[8:45 PM]

apparently there's 10m people coming in from Mexico this year

I've been watching Fox on YT and they've given up now

[8:46 PM]

He's still going

[8:46 PM]

They're now cutting to footage of Biden in Bali

[8:48 PM]

they've got him in a profile shot, still talking but muted with a couple of their pundits trying to do damage control

[8:48 PM]

Jesus limping f**k

[8:49 PM]

"We got Mexico to give us, free of charge, 28,000 soldiers." i've no idea. i don't think he does either

[8:57 PM]

he's going to cut crime by 80% by executing drug dealers within 24 hours of arrest

[8:57 PM]

good luck with that cunto

[8:57 PM]

still going. full half an hour over his half an hour

[8:57 PM]

fox are now just calling him an arse

[8:58 PM]

oop, they're going back to him now

[8:59 PM]

crowd are chanting 'drain the swamp'

[8:59 PM]

back to the Steele dossier now

[9:02 PM]

Voter ID and same day voting only to be allowed

[9:04 PM]

oh god, now he's getting Eric to stand up

[9:04 PM]

not inviting him on stage tho

[9:04 PM]

something about al capone and billy the kid

[9:05 PM]

oh, apparently eric got more subpoenas than al capone. and jesse james

[9:05 PM]

now he's getting melanie to stand up

[9:05 PM]

camera isn't panning to her tho

[9:06 PM]

I presume she's got the middle finger up on one hand and making slashing motions across her neck with the other

[9:07 PM]

i think he might be winding it up

[9:07 PM]

please let him be winding it up

[9:07 PM]

i've come this far, I don't want to cut it short, although I want that more than anything else on this planet right now

[9:07 PM]

oh, he's going to end homelessness now

[9:07 PM]

no detail

[9:08 PM]

oh, and we're going to Mars

[9:08 PM]

again, no detail

[9:08 PM]

HOW THE f**k IS THIS c**t STILL GOING

[9:10 PM]

he's done

[9:10 PM]

Melanie's up on stage now

[9:11 PM]

there's nobody who can manage to pull off the 'entirely devoid of a soul, but at the same time absolutely fucking seething' look like she can

[9:16 PM]

I tell you what, come January I’m going to be taking no shite off the mrs about childbirth if I’ve just done that

 

 

ETA - I do like the fact P&B still swearchecks you even when you're cutting and pasting, those were not asterisked in the original text. Very civilised. 

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38 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:

It really wasn't, it was like waterboarding yourself with kitchen roll and your own drool. Not sure why I shared the misery. Apologies. This was probably the right reaction

 

It wasn’t a reaction to your post tbh, more a reaction to the entertainment that the Republican Party is going to offer over the next couple of years.

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38 minutes ago, O'Kelly Isley III said:

If it gets that far, I think he's misread the room horribly.  But let him breenge ahead and split the Republican Party in half.

It really couldn’t get better, he either becomes an unelectable Republican candidate or a disruptive, unelectable Independent and either way, on route, causes serious damage to the GOP.

Even if he fails in getting the nomination and doesn’t run as an Independent he will still cause carnage.

In the past I would not have cried if he had dropped down dead but I’m now wanting him to survive for the next couple of years.

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