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17 minutes ago, Fullerene said:

"Oh come on.  Those aren't the codes."

"Yes, they are".

"But they don't work now".

"Yes, they do".

"Show me".

"Okay I will.  Oh that's strange.  Getting a message saying 'ha ha, did you really think we ever trusted you with the codes?'"

He'll be charging all these dumb hogs $200 to get their picture taken with him and the codes.

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4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Trump probably believes that the 'nuclear football' is an actual football.

In fact, he was probably given an actual (American) football with the classic nuclear symbol on it.

That actually makes sense. There was the classic side by side pic of the New England Patriots presenting Obama with a fully signed helmet and then Trump with a bog standard one, so they'll have got an intern to fake Tom Brady's signature on a ball, told him it was the big one and gave him that to placate him. 

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Warrant's been leaked to Breitbart (presumably by Trump) and confirms that he's under suspicion of breaking 3 codes. The most interesting one is code 793, which comes under the Espionage Act. There's some debate around whether the 10 year sentence it carries is for the offence as a whole, or per offending document. 

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Just now, doulikefish said:

Seemingly maddos are trying to storm fbi offices in various places across the states still unconfirmed just now might just be twitter rumours 

Yeah, I can’t see anything like that happening…

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Obviously, the ideal scenario would see him executed, but seeing him spend the rest of his life in prison would be a reasonable consolation.

 

Anyway, the warrant. 
18 USC 793 covers the charge of espionage. 

 

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2 hours ago, doulikefish said:

Seemingly maddos are trying to storm fbi offices in various places across the states still unconfirmed just now might just be twitter rumours 

Someone was shot dead trying to attack an FBI office in Ohio a day or so ago.

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