lionel hutz Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 38 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Don't mean to be a p***k, but can't believe that you didn't know the difference between inches and centimetres by the age of 17. I was wondering how someone could get 336 (like I'm really thin) and that got me thinking that I misread the W28 on my troosers. I was an absolute idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I'm not particularly cool but cool enough not to give a f**k about this horseshit. btw- being a Clyde fan, that ain't cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I'm 1.2825 and cool as f**k so set that as base level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caley fan Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 241.628 Final score = 420 o_O*sparks joint* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I'm fucking cooler than a polar bears toenail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 28cm waist :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I think I may have OCD but it certainly isn't in any way cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 608. Though I have just been doing a few blood tests etc so may have to revise the figure if I've got any diseases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 They are gonna have to invent a new category worse than the Oven if i take the test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 32 2.2 32 465 and in the fridge apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 3534 seemingly. But this can't be right as I've wanked off a polar bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 48 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: 3534 seemingly. But this can't be right as I've wanked off a polar bear Do you mean you manually pleasured the bear or you were perched atop the bear and climaxed off the side of the bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Do you mean you manually pleasured the bear or you were perched atop the bear and climaxed off the side of the bear? A bit of both. I timed it so that we jizzed together. It was so cold that both of our sticky streams froze and created some lovely art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: A bit of both. I timed it so that we jizzed together. It was so cold that both of our sticky streams froze and created some lovely art. It's a beautiful image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: It's a beautiful image. It was romantic. It was like Titanic, but with less sea. Still plenty of salt though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: It was romantic. It was like Titanic, but with less sea. Still plenty of salt though You need to get yourself one of these polar bear costumes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Just now, Shandon Par said: You need to get yourself one of these polar bear costumes.. For Michaela? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: For Michaela? I don't think you'd even need the cable ties - she'd be weak at the knees for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: 3534 seemingly. But this can't be right as I've wanked off a polar bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 37. 3 litre. 32. 394.6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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