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Brexit slowly becoming a Farce.


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2 hours ago, Baxter Parp said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58519997.amp

Food shortages could be permanent, warns industry body

Brexit fuckuppery confirmed.

"the UK shopper and consumer could have previously expected just about any product they want to be on the [supermarket] shelf or in the restaurant all the time."

When was this?

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1 hour ago, bendan said:

"the UK shopper and consumer could have previously expected just about any product they want to be on the [supermarket] shelf or in the restaurant all the time."

When was this?

"Just two Ugandan shillings a month can keep Abigail with a supply of asparagus tips......without them she faces ridicule and loss of social status at dinner parties held with the local ERG set. 

Do you remember your family going without? We can stop this pain for just two Ugandan shillings a month. 

Thank you!"

 

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Cornwall to get just £3m replacement funding after leaving EU

Cornwall may only get a maximum of £3million of cash from the Government to directly replace the £100m it could have been eligible for if the UK had remained in the EU, it has been claimed.

https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/19571108.cornwall-get-just-3m-replacement-funding-leaving-eu/

 

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6 hours ago, Baxter Parp said:

Cornwall to get just £3m replacement funding after leaving EU

Cornwall may only get a maximum of £3million of cash from the Government to directly replace the £100m it could have been eligible for if the UK had remained in the EU, it has been claimed.

https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/19571108.cornwall-get-just-3m-replacement-funding-leaving-eu/

 

Good for them 

They voted for Brexit, I hope they enjoy the rewards 

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11 hours ago, Baxter Parp said:

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Brexit bonus finally found.

I'm always amazed by the stupidity of brexiteers. Last time they ran this story, it was pointed out to them that the pictured glass was manufactured in France by a French company and that the person that applied the stamp was probably French too.

The only UK involvement was that the Office of Product Safety & Standards issued stamp number 2043 to Verrerie Cristallerie D'Arques JG Durand & CIE.

As stamp number 2043 has subsequently been withdrawn, it would be illegal to use it until it is reissued anyway!

There are some other issues with the story. I'm not aware of any current UK manufacturers of pint measures, so glasses of this type will continue to be manufactured abroad. It's easier to apply the stamp as part of the manufacturing process than to apply it retrospectively, so it is likely that our Great British Pint Crown Stamps will continue to be applied by foreigners.

Obviously, they will cost more, as small runs with different markings will cost more than using the same CE marking for all glasses.

So, the net result will be slightly more expensive beer, served in a foreign glass with a crown marked on it by a non-UK company. Some bonus!

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Oddly enough, I just watched the turnip episode of Blackadder II yesterday.

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Edit: you're completely welcome for that horrific mental image.

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27 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Oddly enough, I just watched the turnip episode of Blackadder II yesterday.

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Edit: you're completely welcome for that horrific mental image.

I think the only sexual pleasure Widdicombe has ever experienced was when she found her granny bloomers moist the morning of the Brexit vote results. Unfortunately it didn’t bring on a fatal stroke, and so the disgusting fossil lives - if you can call it living - on to spread hatred against … who is it today? Blacks? Gays? Europeans? Single mothers? Women who have had abortions? 

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Gordon Brown in his one man obsession for first, relevance, and then a distant second for keeping the union together. "People are beginning to see that England is not the England that is being portrayed". In short - the UK left the EU because the majority of English people wanted this. Fake news!

 

Scots recognise that English values are more aligned with Gareth Southgateand Marcus Rashford than “toffs and Brexit”, Gordon Brown has said.

The former prime minister has launched polling results which indicate a significant alignment between the nations of the UK on equality, tolerance and diversity, as well as a desire for more, not less, cooperation between governments.

 

“People are beginning to see that England is not the England that has been portrayed,” said Brown of the data from thinktank Our Scottish Future, of which he is a founding member. “It is far more diverse, far more tolerant, far more inclusive, and perhaps the politics doesn’t reflect that at the moment because of Brexit.”

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