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Brexit slowly becoming a Farce.


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16 minutes ago, zidane's child said:

The chancellor just said that the economy could drop 35% by June.

Brexit will be a great idea after all this.

It sounds bad but the majority of our economy produces nothing and adds little value beyond providing employees spending power to consume. 

 

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30 minutes ago, zidane's child said:

The chancellor just said that the economy could drop 35% by June.

Brexit will be a great idea after all this.

what's another 20% come Brexit? Blitz spirit; at our best when back to the wall; us against Johnny Foreigner/better functioning neighbours with free trade agreements - let's get it done....

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On 03/04/2020 at 02:26, Gaz FFC said:

I'd seen some religious nutjob blame it on the gays

Surely, in the eyes of said nutjobs, it's god wot done it?  

He acts in mysterious ways, he giveth and taketh away (he had a lithp) etc, et, etc, amen.

Anyhoo, the brexit bounce will wipe away all the UK's problems.*

 

*sarcasm

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4 minutes ago, KingRocketman II said:

what's another 20% come Brexit? Blitz spirit; at our best when back to the wall; us against Johnny Foreigner/better functioning neighbours with free trade agreements - let's get it done....

Aye, blitz spirit. Looting and thieving.  :lol:

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1 minute ago, cyderspaceman said:

Surely, in the eyes of said nutjobs, it's god wot done it?  

He acts in mysterious ways, he giveth and taketh away (he had a lithp) etc, et, etc, amen.

Anyhoo, the brexit bounce will wipe away all the UK's problems.*

 

*sarcasm

The religious nut jobs might be amongst those that suffer most, even in Westernised countries.

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10 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said:

Surely, in the eyes of said nutjobs, it's god wot done it?  

He acts in mysterious ways, he giveth and taketh away (he had a lithp) etc, et, etc, amen.

 

Huawei have replaced God in this. 5G and secret Biotech labs are their partners in the new Trinity.

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23 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said:

Surely, in the eyes of said nutjobs, it's god wot done it?  

 

God's got previous for this kind of shit. The Flood, locusts, killing first borns, turning people to pillars of stone all the shit he did to poor Job.

God is a dick.

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12 minutes ago, Detournement said:

God's got previous for this kind of shit. The Flood, locusts, killing first borns, turning people to pillars of stone    salt  all the shit he did to poor Job.

God is a dick.

I think it was salt. A Lot (Mrs), of salt.  Still dick behaviour.         Except of course he never did it, 'cos he has never existed.   😈    (neither does the other cheek)

It's just us who are the bad or good guys.     No-one else, just us.     And in my view we are making a mess of it.

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I happened across this and thought it won't be long until the gammons start campaigning for the restoration of the death penalty. 

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In 2004 the 13th Protocol to the European Convention on Human Rights became binding on the United Kingdom, prohibiting the restoration of the death penalty for as long as the UK is a party to the Convention.[1]

After they have re-instated fox hunting , of course.

 

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On 16/04/2020 at 01:08, Utter Roaster said:

Fucking foreigners, coming over here taking our jobs

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52293061

Er, hud oan a bit... 

But...but...but we voted for brexit !     How can this be happening? *  

 

*Lazy bastid Brits don't fancy the work or pay rates.   (can't blame them, really)

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1 hour ago, cyderspaceman said:

But...but...but we voted for brexit !     How can this be happening? *  

 

*Lazy bastid Brits don't fancy the work or pay rates.   (can't blame them, really)

 

 

Because even when there are plenty of folk not working, they still can't find folk to pick fruit. Brits are lazy b*****ds?

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2 minutes ago, Suspect Device said:

 

 

Because even when there are plenty of folk not working, they still can't find folk to pick fruit. Brits are lazy b*****ds?

Not that many people can or want to leave their families and shack up in a caravan for months at a time. You'd think students would be up for it though.

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1 hour ago, Suspect Device said:

 

 

Because even when there are plenty of folk not working, they still can't find folk to pick fruit. Brits are lazy b*****ds?

You essentially get paid less to pick fruit from the ground, outside, living in a caravan in the middle of nowhere on a short term contract than people earn picking shopping in supermarkets and warehouses close to their homes on permanent contracts.

The British people don't want fruit picking jobs because the money isn't worth it. Even if you are on benefits it's not feasible to come off UC to fruit pick for three months and cover all the costs of either moving all your stuff or paying for your permanent home while also paying rent on a farmer's caravan. 

Wages for fruit picking need to be much higher and the benefits system needs to be flexible for seasonal workers. 

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It just seems mad that flying folk in from Eastern Europe can be cheaper in normal times but when so many folk have just lost their jobs it seems even stranger.

 

Tried to find a figure for wages. This is from The Grocer.

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Laurence Olins, chairman of British Summer Fruits, puts average pay at between £8.50 and £10.00 depending on speed of work, while Steven Munday, CEO of trade body British Apples & Pears, says in his sector it is on average £300 and £350 a week based on 40 hours worked at £7.50 to £9. “Many can earn more by doing up to 60 hours or piece work. We have a good number earning over £500 per week on a 48-hour week,” he adds. Supervisors also earn more.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Suspect Device said:

It just seems mad that flying folk in from Eastern Europe can be cheaper in normal times but when so many folk have just lost their jobs it seems even stranger.

 

Tried to find a figure for wages. This is from The Grocer.

 

 

I would have done it in my teens and early twenties at least, bet you can make a fair bob if you pile into it at piece rate. Used to go grape picking in France and thought about extending the season, think the wages here were really shite at the time, much worse than France anyway. Used the free wine to numb the back pain for the first couple of weeks until it strengthened.

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