Brexit slowly becoming a Farce.

[JamieThomas]

4 hours ago, Antlion said:

People who use the word “boffin” should be used for food.

This, but also confiscate their hard drives.

[Mastermind]

People who use the word “boffin” should be used for food.
And they will be when we crash out of the EU at the whim of English and Welsh xenophobes.

There was a hell of a lot of Scottish xenophobes who voted for Brexit too, but let’s sweep that under the carpet.

[Jacksgranda]

8 hours ago, Peppino Impastato said:

You call your wife granny?

Depending on the circumstances i.e if the three youngest grandchildren are here I might say"Plenty visitors today, granny".

But if the minister is visiting I would call her by her name.

[John Lambies Doos]

But if the minister is visiting I would call her by her name.

^Big team found

[Alan Stubbs]

Minter Stegen 

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

Today Glasgow University announced a way to give instant charging to vehicles, essentially revolutionising the way vehicles can be fuelled with amazing potential. Wee snippet at the bottom, research funded by the European Research Council, money from the EU has funded what has potential to be one of the most important technological breakthroughs in transport in decades. On the other hand, blue passports.

[lichtgilphead]

13 hours ago, Mastermind said:

There was a hell of a lot of Scottish xenophobes who voted for Brexit too, but let’s sweep that under the carpet.

 

As approximately 58% of the 757,949 Ruth Davidson Party Scottish Tory voters in the last General Election also voted Leave, that's around 439,610 Scottish xenophobes accounted for straight away.

Your minter insight is that Tories are xenophobes? Consider me impressed by this revelation. Who would have imagined it.

[Baxter Parp]

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/treasury-shifts-cash-into-euros-ahead-of-brexit-kjmjzbx7r

Treasury shifts cash into euros ahead of Brexit

Man the lifeboats.

[Baxter Parp]

James Melville‏ @JamesMelville

Government economic impact assessment on Brexit: No deal: 2,800,000 fewer jobs £158bn loss a year Trade agreement outside the single market: 1,750,000 fewer jobs £99bn loss a year Soft Brexit (EEA & single market): 700,000 fewer jobs £39bn loss a year Remain in EU: No change

[Goalie Hamish]

So should I start stockpiling Heinz Baked Beans and Mars Bars or will sanity happen and we have a second go at it

[Cerberus]

2 hours ago, Goalie Hamish said:

So should I start stockpiling Heinz Baked Beans and Mars Bars or will sanity happen and we have a second go at it

Heinz?

Brexit means Brexit m8.

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

Heinz?
Brexit means Brexit m8.

Exactly. None of that foreign muck.

[Granny Danger]

2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

Exactly. None of that foreign muck.

The beans that go into baked beans cannot be grown in the U.K.

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

The beans that go into baked beans cannot be grown in the U.K.

That was my point.

[Granny Danger]

1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

That was my point.

Sorry, too subtle for me.  I had about 2 hours of sleep last night and a full day of work.  Both these things are an exception.  

[Scary Bear]

So should I start stockpiling Heinz Baked Beans and Mars Bars or will sanity happen and we have a second go at it

 

Yes.

 

I’ve started reading 1984 again in preparation for the aftermath of Brexit.

[Scary Bear]

The beans that go into baked beans cannot be grown in the U.K.

Not with that attitude they can’t!

[Cerberus]

Someone writing for the Telegraph called Ambrose Evans-Pritchard says that the weak Pound is splendid for exports.
He's delighted to be setting Britain back years so his Tory buddies can make a few extra bob hawking their cheap gee-gaws.

 

[Suspect Device]

www.independent.co.uk/final-say/brexit-no-deal-nhs-pandemic-bma-final-say-voters-referendum-a8493221.

And the other 3 horsemen of the apocalypse no doubt.

[Baxter Parp]

Beyond farce.