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Anyone wanting clarity on the Chequers white paper,the PM on BBC Parliament now being questioned on it by a select committee. Nope still no idea how it'll work. How the f@#k did this clown become PM?

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8 minutes ago, jakedee said:

Anyone wanting clarity on the Chequers white paper,the PM on BBC Parliament now being questioned on it by a select committee. Nope still no idea how it'll work. How the f@#k did this clown become PM?

All I'm getting is some boring shite about electricity bills in the Commons.

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American health care lobbyist firms are now actively donating to Tory politicians. The BBC are now also putting these lobbyists on as if they are heathcare experts. The BBC is essentially normalising these people. Its fucking frightening that people don’t see this [emoji20]
They are too busy shoe-horning their orange sashes over their thick, fat heads to notice.
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FFS!

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  • May admitted that some aspects of her facilitated customs arrangement plan might not be ready by the end of 2020, when the transition period is due to end. Asked about this, she said:

The majority of what is required for this facilitated customs arrangement will definitely - as we have indicated - be in place by December 2020. There is a question as to the speed with which the repayment mechanism would be in place. So far the suggestion is that could take longer to be put into place. That has yet to be finally determined.

 

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My guess is something about stockpiling plenty of clean water, new guidelines on shooting looters and advice on how to dispose of dead bodies in binbags in such a way as to not give rise to too many strains of Tuberculosis....

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36 minutes ago, renton said:

My guess is something about stockpiling plenty of clean water, new guidelines on shooting looters and advice on how to dispose of dead bodies in binbags in such a way as to not give rise to too many strains of Tuberculosis....

So if we shoot a looter we have to dispose of the bodies ourselves?

The Gammons will like the first bit; the second bit not so much.

Mind you there could be a business opportunity:  grannysbodydisposal.co.uk

 

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2 hours ago, Detournement said:

The most likely outcome is the whole of the UK in a customs union/agreement.

Its quite pathetic the DUP are really. They basically want to copy whatever GB is doing, but it doesn't really matter what is as long as they are never seen as Irish or separate from GB. Bad news folks, most folk on the 'mainland' see you as Irish , apart from a few Rangers fans.

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14 minutes ago, Kejan said:

Its quite pathetic the DUP are really. They basically want to copy whatever GB is doing, but it doesn't really matter what is as long as they are never seen as Irish or separate from GB. Bad news folks, most folk on the 'mainland' see you as Irish , apart from a few Rangers fans.

They thought they were being clever supporting Brexit, thinking it would create more separation between North and South. Instead it will bring them more unpopularity than ever and raise the chances of unification through a border poll from extremely unlikely to a serious possibility. 

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52 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

So if we shoot a looter we have to dispose of the bodies ourselves?

The Gammons will like the first bit; the second bit not so much.

Mind you there could be a business opportunity:  grannysbodydisposal.co.uk

 

Come now - the English gammons just want to rid society of soft snowflakes and rebuilt a hardy race of Britons, forged by our fighting to the death over clean water and the last tin of peaches-in-syrup in Morrison’s.

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Come now - the English gammons just want to rid society of soft snowflakes and rebuilt a hardy race of Britons, forged by our fighting to the death over clean water and the last tin of peaches-in-syrup in Morrison’s.

While the rest of us are gasping for, a now unattainable, Manchego and Chorizo baguette. c***s.

Imagine a world of Kraft squares and Spam on pan bread? I don’t want to live like that. The gammon c***s give pigs a bad name.
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