Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 27 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: F£ck you, you donkey-raping shit-eater. Shut your fucking face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Shut your fucking face. Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Up your holes, you sodding gits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 For single word insults:Walloper and the English Wazzock are quite good. But if you have the time:You've got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle takes some beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 It's licking piss of a thistle, you wazzock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 If someone called me a wazzock, I would call the police as they'd be a nonce. Nothing beats calling/being called a shitebag, a c**t, a p***k, an arsehole. Why waste your time making up pathetic insults like "shitgibbon" when the originals are still the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Asking an English person to repeat what they just said in English from a Scottish person usually pisses them off completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 '' dirty h word bassa" has the advantage of not only being accurate, but is Police friendly too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 17 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: If someone called me a wazzock, I would call the police as they'd be a nonce. Nothing beats calling/being called a shitebag, a c**t, a p***k, an arsehole. Why waste your time making up pathetic insults like "shitgibbon" when the originals are still the best. It's the smirk after someone says a supposedly clever insult like shitgibbon that gets me, they think they are really clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 20 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: If someone called me a wazzock, I would call the police as they'd be a nonce. Nothing beats calling/being called a shitebag, a c**t, a p***k, an arsehole. Why waste your time making up pathetic insults like "shitgibbon" when the originals are still the best. I don't believe any one actually uses the made up ones away from here, surely not! Useless c**t, can't be beaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Cockwomble is ok, but I find myself going back to the tried and tested shitehawk. Also prone to using f**k nugget, f**k nut and cock monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 "Flange" been mentioned yet? If not, why not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Flange isnt really an insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 41 minutes ago, Njord said: "Flange" been mentioned yet? If not, why not... Because it is the proper name for a group of gorillas, everyone knows that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Because it is the proper name for a group of gorillas, everyone knows that. No. It'a a whoop of gorillas. It's a flange of baboons. (c) Gerald the Gorilla, NTNON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 40 minutes ago, BallochSonsFan said: Flange isnt really an insult. Say it to a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 19 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Say it to a woman. I dare say its not the nicest way to describe their lady garden, but its difficult to use as an insult. Ya fanny. Ya Cnut. Both typical insults. Does anybody ever actually call somebody a flange? Thats why it doesnt qualify as an insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Here's an awful one- Ayr fans or indeed anyone who calls Stranraer "Stinlar" It makes no sense, sounds immature, pathetic and is just generally a shyte insult. It's the insult thrown by the kids trading insults and they run out of quality material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Cheeze Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Cool story. Needs more cxntlugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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