banana Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 For the next 24 hours, every single person on the planet will be trying to find and kill you. You are given a thirty minute head start, after which your photo will be broadcast on all media. What is your plan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Burka outfit. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Send myself to myself through DHL, although there is a danger I would get "lost" and end up on a windswept industrial estate in the middle of nowhere with no-one coming to pick me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I would disguise myself as Jimmy Savile, how that b-b-b-b*****d managed to survive that long & never got strung up is beyond me but if it worked for him, maybe I could be safe? G-Bo(re) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I'm hardly going to tell you all, am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 Perhaps the situation wasn't clear enough... you have a 30 minute head start, not 30 hours. Unless of course Hedge you have a burka at home or a burka shop nearby, kilbowie you have a boat ready to go, Cardinal you work at DHL, Grim you have a Savile outfit at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Cut my wife's face off and wear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I'd go to a Challenge Cup game. Nobody would ever find me there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Perhaps the situation wasn't clear enough... you have a 30 minute head start, not 30 hours. Unless of course Hedge you have a burka at home or a burka shop nearby, kilbowie you have a boat ready to go, Cardinal you work at DHL, Grim you have a Savile outfit at home. I've got a whole roll of black bin liners and a Stanley knife. I'd be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 12 minutes ago, kilbowie2002 said: highlands or remote argyll, or small boat to an unmanned island on loch lomond, change your name to Njord. Enhanced that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I'd stand at the front door in my vest with a bottle of Stella and take them on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 1 minute ago, banana said: Perhaps the situation wasn't clear enough... you have a 30 minute head start, not 30 hours. Unless of course Hedge you have a burka at home or a burka shop nearby, kilbowie you have a boat ready to go, Cardinal you work at DHL, Grim you have a Savile outfit at home. My missus is a dab hand on the singer I'll have you ken, she could run me up a shell suit in 30 min nae bother, Who hasn't got a long blond wig in the back of their wardrobe? I've got a pair of sunglasses & I could easily adapt a football medal into a gold medallion, I'd fashion a doggie doo-doo into a cigar & bingo I am J Savile. Guys n gals etc. G-Bo(re) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 For the next 24 hours, every single person on the planet will be trying to find and kill you. You are given a thirty minute head start, after which your photo will be broadcast on all media. What is your plan? Looking for tips IMO.What have you done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sweaty Morph said: Looking for tips IMO. What have you done? I'm asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Head down to the nearest Hare Krishna temple - Lesmahagow? - though if it turns out those hippies want to kill me as well I'm in trouble. Live as one of them for 24hrs - might mean wearing saffron robes and getting the haircut, but fair play I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 7 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: My missus is a dab hand on the singer I'll have you ken, she could run me up a shell suit in 30 min nae bother, Who hasn't got a long blond wig in the back of their wardrobe? I've got a pair of sunglasses & I could easily adapt a football medal into a gold medallion, I'd fashion a doggie doo-doo into a cigar & bingo I am J Savile. Guys n gals etc. G-Bo(re) Your Mrs would hand you in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Nuclear holocaust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Hide in the downstairs cupboard. Nobody ever goes in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 39 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Your Mrs would hand you in. Aye that would be some insurance jobby. Right I'm getting shut of Savile, I'll pop down the Anchor, near Javitts, you can get anything in there, I'd trade my passport for an Eastern European one, then get a job as a cabin boy on some cruise liner & join the missus in some far off destination once the insurance money has come through when the Eastern European fellae's body with my passport as been discovered. I-Gor(e) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 1 hour ago, banana said: For the next 24 hours, every single person on the planet will be trying to find and kill you. You are given a thirty minute head start, after which your photo will be broadcast on all media. What is your plan? I'd follow Gerry and Kate, if they can keep Maddie hidden for this long they'll ken where to hide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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