mizfit Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 my girlfriend went mental at me because i forgot when her birthday is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geronimo Posted August 18, 2016 Author Share Posted August 18, 2016 Found two moths and a spider in my bedroom last night. No, I haven't had the windows open. Extremely peculiar, just how did they get there?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, Geronimo said: Found two moths and a spider in my bedroom last night. No, I haven't had the windows open. Extremely peculiar, just how did they get there?! Through the door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geronimo Posted August 18, 2016 Author Share Posted August 18, 2016 23 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Through the door? Could be a plausible theory if there were only one, but I haven't seen any in there all summer. Suddenly two appear at once? Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Went to bed around midnight, slept, woke up about 4:30am, got up and read. My phone didn't charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 I awoke at 3.32 am, guessed the time exactly, to the minute when I checked my phone.I then had a massive shite, which I struggled with for the next 30 mins, about 10 mins of that struggle was trying to force a thing like a prize winning aubergine out of my pooper, the other 20 mins were spent equally by staring in amazement at the most beautiful log I've ever produced, and trying to beat it to "flush consistency" which eventually involved using all my extension hoses to get my Karcher power washer into the bathroom to obliterate the stool from hell. Then I slept till my alarm woke me up to go to work. Normal night. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: woke up Always a bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Geronimo said: Found two moths and a spider in my bedroom last night. No, I haven't had the windows open. Extremely peculiar, just how did they get there?! Dunno about the moths; maybe they hatched out in the house? As far as the spider goes, you'll have hundreds of them scuttling around behind the plasterboard walls. They just pop out now and then to check you're OK. Sleep tight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Raidernation said: Went to bed around midnight, slept, woke up about 4:30am, got up and read. My phone didn't charge. Anyone who doesn't charge their phone overnight is doing it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 3 hours ago, Geronimo said: Found two moths and a spider in my bedroom last night. No, I haven't had the windows open. Extremely peculiar, just how did they get there?! If the lepidoptera are Australian they probably got in by Oz-moth-is. No, don't thank me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 32 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: ^^^Doing it wrong. Charge it in the evening then switch it off when you go to bed. Absolute pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Stop arguing, you two. My method, of losing the damned thing and forgetting to call it until it's lost its charge, is clearly superior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Woke up on settee. Checked phone to see the time- 3am and 57 yes 57 missed calls!Don't order a Chinese delivery then fall asleep after having consumed too many beers....Feel really bad for the delivery driver, but I'll get over it. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 On 8/17/2016 at 07:38, Hedgecutter said: My phone charged. So did mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Once upon a time my house alarm went off in the middle of the night. Cue me running about the house trying to find the intruder only to realise the house is empty and I see a birthday helium balloon swaying in front of the motion sensor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 In the early hours of this morning, around 3:30am, there was a most unusual night time occurance. Unprecedented you could say. I had full intercourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 16 minutes ago, gavin_3110 said: In the early hours of this morning, around 3:30am, there was a most unusual night time occurance. Unprecedented you could say. I had full intercourse. Happens to me all the time. Just wake up and i'm already rounding 2nd base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 In the early hours of this morning, around 3:30am, there was a most unusual night time occurance. Unprecedented you could say. I had full intercourse. I'm calling you out on this! Unless you've been with your bird for Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 20 hours ago, 8MileBU said: ^^^Doing it wrong. Charge it in the evening then switch it off when you go to bed. This is just wrong. I'm sure I'm not alone in using my phone alarm to wake me up in the morning. Therefore the phone must stay on, and it is indeed charged overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinclair Street Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: This is just wrong. I'm sure I'm not alone in using my phone alarm to wake me up in the morning. Therefore the phone must stay on, and it is indeed charged overnight. Doesn't your phone alarm still work with the phone turned off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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