RavyDavy Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 'Seethe' what the f*ck is it with people reusing rank infantile descriptive patter in an attempt to scramble to the top of the w**k pile of Pile & Bovril users? Not an original craic amid you all. Even on the slightly autumnal Sunday afternoon you're all still displaying all the traits of a bunch of empty life's. Mind you I despaired at the state of the High Street of a once proud town, I can understand clinging to a football club overshadowed by an Ice Hockey team. Sad stuff. Keep smiling though. Haha! You are on fire, not sure if you're ironic or moronic but ether way it's absolutely top notch.Like Mark Stewart's goal... Woooooaaft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyboy edwards Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 This is some brilliant stuff from the Pars fans on here.This topic could end up in the P&B Gold Section.Keep going, hopefully you have not peaked yet, but that HMRC form will take some beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooboax Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 43 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: Shooboax and Black and White Tragic are those annoying c***s at games that make you embarrassed to support the same club. Truly horrific post-match chat from the pair of them. Oh shut up you tart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 32 minutes ago, Shooboax said: Oh shut up you tart. 1 hour ago, Poet of the Macabre said: Delete your account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooboax Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Naw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narey Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Rumour has it, that the hmrc were at the San Starko this afternoon to count the seats in the away end. It turns out the stand holds 6000, so minus the 300 missing supporters on the first 2 rows and a 400 in other areas there were 5300 townies in the away end. I'm hearing such was the demand for away tickets, the touts were cleaning up outside. Hmrc left the ground with a big brown envelope and a wad of notes from the away turnstiles. Rovers will be in big trouble with the authorities after a tip off from a schoolboy howling down the phone in a state of serious distress, after his team lost a football match, and the tannoy announced that there were more wee team supporters in the stadium. Rumours that the notes seized were mainly counterfeit and made in kelty have yet to be confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Narey said: Rumour has that the hmrc were at the San Starko this afternoon to count the seats in the away end. It turns out the stand holds 6000, so minus the 300 missing supporters on the first 2 rows and a 400 in other areas there were 5300 townies in the away end. I'm hearing such was the demand for away tickets, the touts were cleaning up outside. Hmrc left the ground with a big brown envelope with a wad of notes from the away turnstiles. Rovers will be in big trouble with the authorities after a tip off from a schoolboy howling down the phone in a state of serious distress, after his team lost a football match, and the tannoy announced that there were more wee team supporters In the stadium. Rumours that the notes seized were mainly counterfeit and made in kelty have yet to be confirmed. A decent idea but rambled on for too long. 3/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooboax Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Narey said: Rumour has that the hmrc were at the San Starko this afternoon to count the seats in the away end. It turns out the stand holds 6000, so minus the 300 missing supporters on the first 2 rows and a 400 in other areas there were 5300 townies in the away end. I'm hearing such was the demand for away tickets, the touts were cleaning up outside. Hmrc left the ground with a big brown envelope with a wad of notes from the away turnstiles. Rovers will be in big trouble with the authorities after a tip off from a schoolboy howling down the phone in a state of serious distress, after his team lost a football match, and the tannoy announced that there were more wee team supporters In the stadium. Rumours that the notes seized were mainly counterfeit and made in kelty have yet to be confirmed. haha, good effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narey Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 11 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: A decent idea but rambled on for too long. 3/10. Thanks! I thought it was at least a 4. I would give the same marks to some of your fellow fans trolling efforts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyboy edwards Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Rumour has it, that the hmrc were at the San Starko this afternoon to count the seats in the away end. It turns out the stand holds 6000, so minus the 300 missing supporters on the first 2 rows and a 400 in other areas there were 5300 townies in the away end. I'm hearing such was the demand for away tickets, the touts were cleaning up outside. Hmrc left the ground with a big brown envelope and a wad of notes from the away turnstiles. Rovers will be in big trouble with the authorities after a tip off from a schoolboy howling down the phone in a state of serious distress, after his team lost a football match, and the tannoy announced that there were more wee team supporters in the stadium. Rumours that the notes seized were mainly counterfeit and made in kelty have yet to be confirmed. This story is a pack of lies.Nobody in Kelty has the brains to manufacture counterfeit notes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Delete your account. I used to like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Sandy Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Shooboax said: haha, good effort Seething..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Poet of the Macabre said: Delete your account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 We don't have nice teamsheet graphics but these are quite professional looking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lellywong Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 11 minutes ago, Andy C said: We don't have nice teamsheet graphics but these are quite professional looking... Were all loving the Boaby!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 On another day that could've and probably should've been 5 or 6-2 Pars IMO. The second Rovers goal was a peach in fairness. Knew as soon as he hit the ball that it was going to sail into the top corner. c**t. *something about the crowd* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Can the hmrc locate our missing strikeforce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varna Rover Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Can the hmrc locate our missing strikeforce? Impounded to pay off debts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALDERON Posted August 21, 2016 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: On another day that could've and probably should've been 5 or 6-2 Pars IMO. I presume you mean another day when Dunfermline actually produce something resembling a clear chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, CALDERON said: I presume you mean another day when Dunfermline actually produce something resembling a clear chance? Yes, I was deadly serious with that remark btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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