Oliver Burke

[Gordopolis]

He's finished. As soon as I saw he'd turned down Burnley to move to a motor racing team, I knew his career was all but over.

Quite. And I never even heard his name mentioned once during the Grand Prix at the weekend there. Badly advised.

[Gordopolis]

Another start for the boy today. Further and further he falls...

[Stevieda]

Another start for the boy today. Further and further he falls...

Eh... he came on for 10 minutes when 3-0 up at home. Only point hes trusted to be on the park. Has no chance of making it in bundesliga

 

[LinkinFighter]

You reckon eh

[Bully Wee Villa]

He may as well retire. A poor man's Paul Dalglish.

[RandomGuy.]

He's 20 years old and he's regularly getting minutes for a team 8 points behind Bayern Munich.

 

Clearly he's a no-hoper.

 

 

[accies1874]

Not sure playing in the Champions League next season will improve him; he'll be better off playing against Barnsley, Ipswich and QPR.

[Gordopolis]

Eh... he came on for 10 minutes when 3-0 up at home. Only point hes trusted to be on the park. Has no chance of making it in bundesliga
 

Whoops, I appear to have picked up a previous match and thought it was played yesterday. I'm such a failure... Just like poor Oli Burke.

[skippy2015]

Eh... he came on for 10 minutes when 3-0 up at home. Only point hes trusted to be on the park. Has no chance of making it in bundesliga
 

Only just turned 20 so could go either way to be honest but he has got loads of potential. He's looked poor in his Scotland games so far but he's got loads of potential but needs to continue to improve year on year. He's in the correct place I would say the Leipzig youth set up is miles ahead of anything in Scottish Premiership or English championship.

[skippy2015]

Guys like Werner poulson kieta really improved under Leipzig let's hope Burke can do the same

[LiviLion]

6 hours ago, skippy2015 said:

Guys like Werner poulson kieta really improved under Leipzig let's hope Burke can do the same

They're all hopeless though, just like Oliver Burns or whatever he's called.

[Tulloch Gorum]

I was saying Boo-urke. 

[Gordopolis]

They're all hopeless though, just like Oliver Burns or whatever he's called.

Oli Burns, our shitey bard

[Tulloch Gorum]

When Leipzig games are wearin late,

An fans begin tae tak the gate;

As ye hae thochts o gaein tae the pub,

An need a late, time-wastin sub;

When ye are three-nil up at hame,

an jist need tae see oot the game:

Bring on a player wi a wee bit spark -

Get Ollie Burke ontae the park!

Ollie Burke, wham ne'er a winger surpasses,

For dartin runs, an bonnie passes!

[LiviLion]

3 hours ago, Tulloch Gorum said:

When Leipzig games are wearin late,

An fans begin tae tak the gate;

As ye hae thochts o gaein tae the pub,

An need a late, time-wastin sub;

When ye are three-nil up at hame,

an jist need tae see oot the game:

Bring on a player wi a wee bit spark -

Get Ollie Burke ontae the park!

Ollie Burke, wham ne'er a winger surpasses,

For dartin runs, an bonnie passes!

I'd love to hear Leipzig fans trying to get that out.

[Gordopolis]

When Leipzig games are wearin late, An fans begin tae tak the gate; As ye hae thochts o gaein tae the pub, An need a late, time-wastin sub; When ye are three-nil up at hame, an jist need tae see oot the game: Bring on a player wi a wee bit spark - Get Ollie Burke ontae the park! Ollie Burke, wham ne'er a winger surpasses, For dartin runs, an bonnie passes!

Chortle - quality escalation

[Savage Henry]

Next Dundee manager?

[JamieStevenson]

Burke starts for Leipzig against Frankfurt 

[Aidan]

Burke starts for Leipzig against Frankfurt 

If he is involved in any less than 4 goals it will just confirm that he is a failure.

[Stevieda]

Leipzig guaranteed 2nd so playing the reserves